st pauli grla - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i dont do covers but i will cover my head and lower extremities if you throw shit at me. what sets me apart from other bands? other then not sucking, i wear a ridiculous out fit, my lyrics are funny, wierd, and offensive. you know, funwieoff. I made a word. my beats are buzy buzy, like a bumble bee on meth. and ill tap dance gene kelly, ginger rogers, justin timberland, and all those fucks back to the stone age. I was born in st. paul(the other city in minnesota). my mother started me tap dancing at five cause she's psycho and i love her for it. i was in the navy for four years as a torpedoman on the uss chicago fast attack submarine. ive lived in orlando, conneticut and san diego. been rappin and makin beats since 2000 which ain't shit but i like my shit cause i know some people hate my shit and i love it. you know. now adays i do odd jobs and keep twin city bar stools from floating away. today is earth day. ancient aztecs celebrated the first earth day with orgies and human sacrifice. so if you aren't fucking or killing today you hate the earth. im going to hump a russian supermodel.................................................. ...i'm back! what does niet mean? anyway what was i talking about? earth mother fucking day, or as i prefer to refer to it as face fuck your favorite endangered species day. i'm beak boneing a westchester spotted hoot owl as i type. yaaaaaaaaaowly. despite the fact that it is earth day managment at work still insisted i drive my smog spewing 97 chevy cavalier on factories to begin my appointed shift at 6am. it's fucking bullshit. i was going to contact my union rep about this matter till i remembered he was a dipshit.happy earth day every one. who wants bald eagle smoothies.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/9/2006
Band Website: sonicbids.com/stpauligrla2
Band Members: Jesse Hoolihan on rusty trombone and skin flute raw dog
Influences: influences? the guy in seventh grade gym class who told me music makes chics horny. what ever that means. but seriously, anyone who's weird and does'nt put out pop or emo shit. kool keith(when he isn't doing garbage), necro, mf doom, cage, mickey avalon, 400 blows, peelander z, mash out posse, young jeezy, grand buffet, big buisness, odb, camu tao, mr. lif, mcklusky, howlin wolf, disciples of annihilation, supper hopper, total fucking blood, the deaf, cecil otter, jimmy mother fuckin green, birthday suits, awesome snakes, in defense, 25 cent tacos(not the band i mean tacos for 25 cents),music of the future, and you fucko.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

music, religion.

my music is blasting off to uranus! loving you is like loving god. it will never be original and religion is for assholes.
Posted by st pauli grla on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

word from our sponser

vacations in bottles, nobody lubs you hot poop taco,
Posted by st pauli grla on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

i got

i got mad money like mr monopoly, its all phony, printed by skin flints in menominie
Posted by st pauli grla on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST

fantasies

to people who ask me to be in there fantasy football, basketball league. i have fantasies and they dont include dudes with balls.
Posted by st pauli grla on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

reality

yay hoo fuck you. rocket propelled grenades from beyond the grave from jon benet. i went to a fight and an art show broke out. how many assholes does it take to make a pc rap group,...
Posted by st pauli grla on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

rider for all venues looking to book jesse hoolihan

rider for all venues looking to book jesse hoolihan 1. pussy galore 2. a pack of ho ho's shoved in the ass of a rhinocerous 3. pussy bonanza 4. a razor scooter shoved in the ass of local politi...
Posted by st pauli grla on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

rap hell

Thanks for the haircut!!With many V.D.s under his belt J.Hoolihan has become one of the most sought after producersto not have sex with (the old in and out) and is quickly becoming a HOUSEHOLD name(as...
Posted by st pauli grla on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST

note to big vs

big venacular some ideas for improvement. how about a sushi or olive bar for starters. i mean who drinks a martini with out a garlic stuffed pimento. also perhaps a refendum with the st paul city coun...
Posted by st pauli grla on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

diet places

you know those adds for diet places that say they will give you a new body. I want a praying mantis body while still maintainig my human head.
Posted by st pauli grla on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:08:00 PST

jesus

jesus is fer you man. not cheeze whiz or texas hold em on the internet but gall durn jeesus. he was driving a ford tempo and let me in front of him on higway 61. he must have know i really love white ...
Posted by st pauli grla on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:09:00 PST