Sometimes, when I’m alone, I like to rub cocoa butter on my bunyans.... |
... so if you're reading this you should maybe peruse the profile portion of our page and listen to the two new tracks that have been posted. Yeah, I'm a fucking tease. One was posted before, but mast...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:16:00 GMT |
Ben Krull |
As you can no doubt tell, we have been going through a few changes lately. We recently parted ways with our long time guitar player and friend, Dusty. We wish him well in all of his endeavors.We have ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 18:15:00 GMT |
Dear friends, family, and fans of UFK...PLEASE READ |
Due to differences beyond reconciliation, I have chosen to part ways with the band. This is an unfortunate thing for me to do, but it must be done for the sake of the music and my sanity. I wish them ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
Current band status is...... |
....... Jamie is currently being stalked by the Target Corporation for failing to pay an outstanding bill of charges made on her account for neccessary items (i.e. Pez dispensers, 9 volt batterys...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
We should probably put these on our actual website... |
..... but I'm still trying to figure that shit out. Here are the lyrics for our half of the Split EP with Left Hand Path (currently New Effington).AssmilkI'm changing lanes in the middle of an interse...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:56:00 GMT |
Something like a Cher farewell tour, only were way cooler than Cher..... |
......and only one person in the band is gay, and that happens to be Leo (who idolizes and worships the former Mrs. Bono).Okay, so in case you haven't paid attention to every nuance of our myspace pag...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:42:00 GMT |
She said she'd take me anywhere as long as I stay clean! |
Who wants to join my personal fan club? Anyone? I need a fucking entourage! And some crackers. And perhaps a bull whip. Odd demands that have to be met by 5:00 A.M. Monday morning only because I saw t...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:34:00 GMT |
REGULATORS!!!!!!!!!! Round up!!!!!!!!!! |
What is up other-motherfuckers and brothers! This is Jamie and I am taking over this blog space on myspace because it's not your space and all I really want is someone to sit on my ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:52:00 GMT |
a wee little update...... |
Hello, everyone! It's been a crazy long time since we updated y'all on whats happening. I know we promised you a new split record with Left Hand Path from St. Cloud, but it is taking a little longer t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:10:00 GMT |
A New Record!!!????!!!!???? |
That's right, everyone! We are going back into the studio to bring you some new, eardrum smashing, rock & roll! We are doing a split with our good buddies, Left Hand Path from St. Cloud. We are ju...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:42:00 GMT |
