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PorkChopExpress

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS FAT MAN! GET THAT REINDEER SHIT OFF MY ROOF!!!

About Me

" / Get Your Own Voice Player ManageWhat the hell are you supposed to write here?!? Hmmmm....Well, my name is Brian, and I would say I am a happy go lucky, devil's advocate playing, multi-interest having, good looking, fart loving, twisted sense of humor having, pale skinned, opinionated, centralist on Lexapro!Seriously though, life is short. Stop being so politically correct. Stop blaming everything on someone else. Hitch up your pants, clean up your own yard, and enjoy your world!

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My Interests

Hot Rods, Muscle Cars, 4X4's, Computers, Music, Firearms, Blue Ridge Parkway, Paranormal, Animals, History, Europe, UFC/MMA, etc.

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PorkChopExpress's Friend Space
I have a barnyard full of cool friends.

Katy

Gayle Sparklypants

Skittles Von Meowzenstein

BELLA MAMA

Otto Ray

Lisa

Dino

Your Ruler - General Zod

Nate Osworth

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TaCo WesTwooD

fujiyama-mama

white witch

Janet

Wednesday Addams

Lollipop

Crys

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poopsydoodles

Val

~Megatron~

Chris Tornado

christina

Trippingbillys

Dancin' Bunny

Harley Quinn

~Miss Sondra~ Professional Cockrider

AeroZepplin

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Fridge

Fluffy...The Militant Pussy

Stereotypical Jewish Guy

Eunice Wentworth

Discouragement Kitten

Melanie

Glam Gal

Shandy

OZNEO

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Music:

GodSmack, White Zombie, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, America, Gordon Lightfoot, Cool and the Gang, LL Cool J, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Patsy Cline, Kid Rock, Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, etc. I have a very eclectic taste in music!
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Television:

History Channel, Discovery, TLC, Spike TV, A@E, PBS, HBO, and The Travel Channel

Books:

Shogun, Catcher in the Rye, The Matarese Circle, The Bourne Identity, Papillon, The Hot House, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, etc.

Heroes:

My Pop, Albert Einstein, Teddy Roosevelt, Gen. Black Jack Pershing, Crispus Attucks, Ben Franklin, Gen. Patton, Martin Luthor King, Ronald Reagan, Malcomb X, Harry Truman, LBJ, Carol Shelby, George Washington Carver, Robert E. Lee, Colin L. Powell, Gen. "Chappy" James, Lt. Gen James H. Doolittle, Chuck Yeager, Frederick Douglass, Captain America, Punisher, Avengers, X-Men, Vision, etc.

My Blog

!@.$%^%&$!!!!! I got tagged again!!!

Wednesday Addams got me this time! You must now post a blog of your own on your myspace disclosing either weird habits, situations you have encountered, etc.After posting your blog, YOU MUST TAG 6 FRI...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,As of some one gentl...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST

A TRAITOR SOON TO BE HONORED

A TRAITOR SOON TO BE HONORED    She really was a traitorA TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and d...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Mail From a Respected Friend in Iraq

This letter is legit, it is recent, it is poignant, it is accurate, it is thought provoking, it is from the heart.  The author has been school trained to observe, absorb, reflect and regurgitate ...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

PROFILING

  Subject: PROFILING   Please pause a moment, reflect back and take the following multiple choice test.The events are real.  So are the answers highlighted in Red!Do you remem...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:37:00 PST

Suicide Killers

 The psychology behind suicide bombings. By - Pierre Rehov, documentary filmmaker  On July 15, MSNBC's "Connected" program discussed the London attacks.  One of the guests was Pier...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

I got tagged!

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself." People who get tagged will have to post a blog telling their 6 weird/things habits as well. Make sure to post this...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Residents wonder if dead animal is legendary mystery beast

Residents wonder if dead animal is legendary mystery beast By Associated Press TURNER, Maine --Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has ...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

Lover's Lane

    A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.  The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer l...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

Immigrants then... and now...

I received this one via email (PCE):           > My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the Orange > County Register which, of course, was not printed. S...
Posted by PorkChopExpress on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST