Inspiration |
It is said that inspiration is ninety-percent perspiration and ten percent luck. I don't know if they actually say that, but it sounded like a patronizingly intellectual way to start my blog.
As some ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
Recent nervous breakdown concerns |
Recently, I have undergone somewhat of a physical metamorphisis. This all has occurred within the past couple weeks. Ever since he died. You know who "he" is. He was a wonderful, carefree soul. A litt...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:03:00 GMT |
Because I'm tired of women treating me like a piece of meat |
AVRIL LAVIGNE LYRICS "Don't Tell Me"You held my hand and walked me home, I knowWhy you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohhYou wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, wh...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:26:00 GMT |
My newest poem: "Ode to Game Seven" |
I know some of you like poems. Some of you like sports. Some of you may like both, though it's doubtful because outside of me, most sports fans are retarded people. Well, I've melded the two tonight. ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:57:00 GMT |
You know what really grinds my gears? |
From the book of Peter Griffin:
You know what really grinds my gears? Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's li...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
Who is the hottest male on MySpace? |
Like I did for the ladies, I'm gonna give you all a tale of the tape so you can decide to vote for in this important contest. The choices:
Dino (awww, how adorable!)
Dino (so my...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:31:00 GMT |
Who's my hottest (female) MySpace friend? |
I'm not Lisa and I are having a poll for the hottest female MySpacer. We're doing it basically because we're pricks. Here are the nominees. If you are one of my female Myspace friends and you're not o...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:12:00 GMT |
Literature for the Soul |
On this day, I think this bit of freelance poetry from Lt. Bookman, in that Seinfeld episode where Jerry kept a library book from high school, really captures my mood:"Let me tell you something, funny...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:46:00 GMT |
Irony, a Canadian definition |
Partial credit for this rant goes to Mo Rocca and the folks at VH1 I Love the 90's for making me realize how poorly written this song really is. Thank you.
You know what's ironic? Alanis Mori...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:47:00 GMT |
