Chris Tornado

Create Your Own!I'm a rebel who's already been kicked off of myspace due to a naughty picture of myself. Boo yah!!! I noticed that many of you were protesting this injustice. For that, I thank you. Though, there is one more thing you could do to help me out... would all the ladies please get naked?? Anyway, I'm a single guy who unfortunately lives with his fat ass mom who is confined to the couch. In order to avoid her constant nagging, I spend most of my time hanging out in my corner of the garage. While I was on my cross country trip, a tree fell onto the garage, but didn't wreck it. Just a few minor repairs. Mom used to keep her big ass Lincoln Town Car parked in there. God forbid I touch that pile of crap! Once I left a wet ring on it from a beer can and my mom housed me! I took her car cross country a few months ago. It got stolen while I was at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Piece of shit anyway. I never told her it was stolen, so it hasn't been reported... she won't even know it's gone since she's couch bound! I'm looking to move out on my own, but then who will give my mother her weekly sponge baths? And who will bring her food, and charge the cordless phone, and put new batteries in her clicker? She may be a fat bitch, but she's still my mother. My dad has been out of the picture since I was 15. We never did bond. Gosh, the last time he saw me I was so awkward and homely, going through puberty... If he could only see what a handsome man I've become! And how I still use all those tips he gave me on how to treat the "bitches". I have an older brother, Carl. He got me into all the great classic rock music. Always wanted to be just like him. He made me the tough s.o.b. I am today! Just look at my pics, I'm pretty buff. I'm a computer technician by day and a womanizer by night. I've been told that I resemble a "computer geek". Whatever. I hate long walks on the beach. I prefer long humps on the beach... or anywhere for that matter! And since I got a taste of the country while on my road trip, I've decided to start up a band/group. We're called Chris Tornado & the Tittie Twisters. Watch out for us!!! We'll rock your body so hard, babes!!! My most recent venture is this whole t-shirt thing. Trying to spread the love (and some legs!). And 10% of the proceeds will go to the "Hookers for Virgins" Foundation which I founded in order to help all my virginal brothers get a taste of sweet poon tang pie!!! Help support them, won't you??
Create Your Own!When I hang out with my buddies, we usually play video games, drink nattie ice, occasionally smoke up, jam out, listen to my old records and watch all kinds of movies. Sometimes we pop in a porno, but that's kind of gay to watch with the other guys, cuz you know we all wanna touch ourselves. I like to rock out with my cock out, hang out with my wang out... that's just how I roll. My friends call me Trip, but the ladies call me Lover. MyGen Profile Generator" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage