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Chris Tornado & The Tittie Twisters All Star B

Rock out with your cock out!!

About Me

Chris Tornado & The Tittie Twisters All Star Band was originally formed in 2006. Most of the original 5 members have since dropped out of the project due to their common addiction... myspace. Co-founders Chris Tornado and Ray Randy "The Stalker" McClity are still going strong. We’ve been out of the spotlight for some time now, but the air around us is still heavy with the scent of available poon, so we rock on. The band is now made up of any poor bastards who happen to be in the vicinity of our next gig. If you can play an instrument or you want to be a groupie...come on down. We still perform the old favorites such as "Poon Stalker", "I’d Leave You For My PS2" and "Rub me, Suck Me, but Don’t you ever Love me". And now you can rock out to our newest songs "Fucking Awesome", Tornado’s tribute to the all the cool dudes. A lyrical genius!! And how could we forget Ray’s latest hit "Wasted". He knows how to rock you to the core with his old school jams and heartfelt lyrics. Faggy declares "It’s ok to talk gay", though the rest of us still aren’t convinced. Afroman cameod on "MILF" bringing a little hip hop flavor to us white boys. We have to thank our new buddy Richard "Dick" Hurtz for letting us take over his parent’s basement for recording. Even though his dad kept bitching at us, the songs still came out pretty killer. Rock out with your cocks out!! And ladies, if you like our sound drop your panties down!! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/28/2006
Band Members:
Influences: Blue Oyster Cult! Culture Club, Flock of Seagulls, Billy Squire, Destiny's Child, Meatpuppets, Slayer, Fats Domino...OURSELVES!! CUZ WE FUCKIN' ROCK!!
Sounds Like: Sounds like Heaven is openning up inviting you in! Music you can dance to or bang your head to. Music made for makin' love to, music made for drinkin' beers to... Good Times Music!!
Record Label: No Sex In The Champagne Room
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Run for the border!!

It was so nice of Enrique to bring the group to his homeland of Mexico. It was great to cross the border. I've never been outside of the U.S. and there's no better time to go to Mexico than when you'r...
Posted by Chris Tornado & The Tittie Twisters All Star Band on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:37:00 PST