I'd like to meet:

I heard this is where all the hot chicks are that are looking for hot guys like me, so what do ya say ladies? I need me some Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. I cook some mean chicken fingers and mix a sweet Old English smoothie. I always give the ladies the down south pleasure they deserve and since I beat off at least 10 times a day, I have the endurance to go ALL NIGHT LONG.(I live in this great homemade tent in a field next to the lake, so if your cool with that, and cool with me crying with my head on your cheast after sex, lets definatly hook up!)

Random Fucking Shit

Utah State Fair is comin!!!

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The State Fair is comin! Damnit it all, nothing gets me in a better mood then the state fair. You EVER want to see tons of hotties, eat corn on a cob, and milk a cow, you hit the fair!!!

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car"

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The most badass ladies man out there next to the Nug is also a great rock and roll mav fucka. Don't beleive me? Check this shit out.

Bush Speech

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Watch this speach and tell me what you kink of Bush considering what you thought then and what you know now.

Starwars Robot Chicken

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This has got to be my favorite Robot Chick of all time.

FUCK

.. If you havn't noticed yet, my favorite word is fuck. Fuck is truly the most versitale word in the english language. I challange anyone to come up with a word that at the same time can be used as an adjective, verb and noun, all in the same sentance. This flash movie explains it all.

My Buddy From Jail

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Here's a friend of mine from jail. He's definatly got his head on straight. When he gets out were going to start a recycling business.