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We're a group of standup comedians and comedy writers that got together and decided we were tired of everyone thinking everything is so damn serious.No subject is off limits, no group is left unscathed. If there's a stereotype, belief, or moral that someone holds dear to their heart and considers off-limits and taboo to poke fun at it, chances are we've taken the opposite stance. Why would we do this? Why else, we think it's funny. You don't? That's ok, we wont judge you. Our opinions are our own, and to hell with anyone who disagrees. You may say we play both sides of the fence, and that's because both sides of the fence are equally fully of themselves.We're not here to be your friend, hold your hand, or beg you to buy shirts. We're here to tell you: Midgets aren't little people, they're just short enough to suck you off without the rest of the bar noticing and calling you a fag. The president's a dumbass, but if the Democrats want another Kennedy then the Republicans need to have another parade in Dallas. -Oh, and before we go any further, Fuck you Falwell.
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Isaac Hayes (the voice of Chef) quit the show over their Scientology episode... so may he return to the mother ship... fuckin hypocrite...

My other ride is your grandmother... (in case you hadn't heard)

and the horrid video and story behind.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can laugh at themselves and everything that goes on around them at all times. Hmmmm... guess we like crazy people.

And of course Comedians, Bands, Artists and the like. We're always looking for new people to work with whether it's right now or down the road. Hit us up!

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My Blog

Bonds and Vic can suck our.... yeah too easy

But we did finally decide since the stories are sticking around that we're putting up our new Barry Bonds and Michael Vic shirts:Hereand Here tooAnd shortly after being added to the site they were fou...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:16:00 PST

New comedy CD

We've been waiting for this moment and it appears as if it has come. After years of laziness and excessive drug abuse... Sean Rouse has finally put out a CD. Our assumption is that Mr. R...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST

Charity work, New designs, and the reasons why

We put up a few new ones in the past week so here are the links and the reasons behind our filth:MSNBC ShirtThis one is special to us mainly because it's the first time we're working for free. All th...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

Comedian Matt Davis on RoofTopComedy.com

Check it out, Davis' "Date Rape" Bit is up on the RoofTopComedy.com site. give a look and if you like it please support him and give him a vote and pass it on to others.The clip is linked off the main...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

Cathy Carlson Tshirt on Smokinggun.com

Cathy Carlson, comedian and contributor of the "You Cum Like a Girl" T-shirt Design, has received continued converage on this bullshit trademark issue. The smoking gun takes on the issue, check it out...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

XRS contributor Cathy Carlson in LA Weekly

Cathy Carlson, comedian and contributor of the "You Cum Like a Girl" T-shirt Design, was interviewed for an LA Weekly article By Margy RochlinWednesday, September 6, 2006.You can read the article here...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

Tell me your favorite and why, and the best reason will get one sent to them for free

Go to the site, look around, then come back here and tell me what your favorite tshirt design is, and why you like that one over the others.. the best reason (or funniest - whatever strikes me as a wi...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

XRatedShirts.com Presents The Cringe Humor Show

Hosted By: CringeHumor.netWhen: Wednesday Jul 19, 2006 at 9:30 PMWhere: Carolines On Broadway1626 BroadwayNew York, AL 10019USDescription:CringeHumor.net Click Here To View Event...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

Charlotte, NC -- SIN Comedy Show --

Click Here To View Event If you're in the Charlotte/Matthews, NC area make plans be at Matt Davis' SIN Show on the 16th at the Comedy Zone/Starz Tavern. Xratedshirts.com will be on hand with some free...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST

Sean Rouse, Lynn Shawcroft, Andy Andrist, Doug Stanhope and Banjo Randy all on one CD???

THIS IS A REPOST FROM DOUG STANHOPE'S BLOGHoly Shit! Sean Rouse, Lynn Shawcroft, Andy Andrist, Doug Stanhope and Banjo Randy all on one CD??? Yes sir! The CD "Morbid Obscenity"is now available at ww...
Posted by xratedshirts.com on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST