2Assez

Introducing The 2 Assez!!! This show is about a horse and an ass that have an opinion about everything. You know what they say opinions are like assholes everyone has one and so do these 2 Assez. The Stars of the show are: Mr. Johnson - Ass ConnoisseurMr. Johson is a tall dark brown mocha chocolate stud on the inside but looks gray on the outside. He likes any phillie he can put his balls on because one hangs lower than the other. He's a leo and he's ballin'. He's looking for the perfect job of becoming a stud for hire.Yankoff Dangler - Ass ExtraordinaireYankoff Dangler is 3 feet tall and carmel colored. He likes much taller female horses and he has a hoof fetish. His favorite drink is one that someone else is buying. He's a libra and he likes taking long walks in the moonlight. His favorite food is corn.Farmer Lee - King Ding DongFarmer Lee is a wise cracking Asian man with Native American descendants. He lives on the farm taking care of all the animals. He's a Asian Kama Sutra specialist. He teaches the ladies in town the erotic moves of the Kama Sutra.and the always Hot with Extra Sauce: D.J. ChickenDJ Chicken is the baddest Rooster in the hen house. He's destined for HOLLYFARM, CA. All the Hens love him accept his baby chick mama. She is on him for the baby chick support.Header Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own! Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!