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YoSloBitch

Always Russian but Never in a Hurry

About Me

"Edging cautiously towards the horizon, the flagship Tranceparentc, a vessel of ghosts, an old soul with only one oar, a mad scientist earnestly seeking the genetic fusion of heart chakra with lotus blossom tea, a transmogrification of liquid emotion, a vessel fit to brave the turbulent Sea of Doubt, beyond the Ocean of Mediocrity, success a Ludichristian consent to die while yet trying... trying to believe anyone at all would care... if for all the world that was left in the Aftermath... a dreaming Child... sat in a garden of lilies alone, and Another watched her, hoping she might dream a little longer yet.... and yet... our Intent? Our Mission? The Unknown!!! To sail a moonslength of Her eyelid, under hefty winds or none, as the lids of Reality are momentarily flung open, and the tears of the Mother appear in the Flow of cacophonous Silence... the divionless Tone of Eternal Awakening (a.k.a the T.O.E. JAM)...." - an excerpt from the Book of Dreams (as recorded by our Positronisonic Scribe............. the Robot of Reverberation - aka R.O.R.).
R.O.R Suggests:
"Relax und Play Viz De Balls!"

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/15/2006
Band Members:

Influences: Bach, Miles, Herbie, Jerry, Trey, George Clinton, Dave Grisman, Ravi Shankar, Keith Jarrett, Chick Corea, Marley, DJ Cheb, Karsh Kale, Scriabin, Prokofiev, Taj Mahal, Ry Cooder, Yes, Monk, Beatles, Traffic... the street performer... Ali Farka Toure... Gospel at a real down-home southern church... birds singing... wind, rain, and storm... Life.
Sounds Like: jazzy bluesy folky island doors of perception opening while in an adjoining cave-like room strange paint-covered men and women spank themselves furiously with coconut husks in rhythm with electronic drum circles in space it takes to hit play but with a bit of reverb and delay...

Record Label: Looking to be signed
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Gonzalo Rubalcaba - Discovery - Well You Needn't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlYXv_hObhY Is it me, or is he CREAMING the piano? Well you needn't. Well I needamamamamia!...
Posted by YoSloBitch on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:30:00 PST

These bands rock!!!!

Happy AppleE.S.T....
Posted by YoSloBitch on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:43:00 PST

GETTING HITCHED

Wedding May 10th. 
Posted by YoSloBitch on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:22:00 PST

You are TRANCEPARENT!!!

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Posted by YoSloBitch on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST

Activism

PEACE THROUGH FUSION
Posted by YoSloBitch on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

KEYBOARDIST SEEKS BAND in NORTHERN VA

SEEKING BAND IN D.C. AREA!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by YoSloBitch on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST

Grassroots, baby!

 Link to: YoSloBitch
Posted by YoSloBitch on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST

Oops. I am not the ONLY Yoslobitch afterall!

Yup. ITS TRUE!!! His name is Ori. I wonder if he also knows the Robot of Reverberation....?!!! http://dover.idf.il/IDF/English/News/today/2008n/01/1701.htm ...
Posted by YoSloBitch on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

Incoming!!!!!

Baby Isaak Baby Isaak2...
Posted by YoSloBitch on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST

New Talent Discovered

Snow White fell asleep but was awakened by a Myspace Kiss. FOLKS, THERE IS SOME SERIOUS TALENT HERE. www.myspace.com/snowwhiteinacoma...
Posted by YoSloBitch on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:27:00 PST