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A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was ... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST |
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Not So DumbI recently visited a casino where I witnessed two bored casino dealers waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST |
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Do It Yourself- Taliban Style
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.... "One US soldier is better than ten Taliban" The Taliban c... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST |
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One day two drinking buddies, Jim and Dave, were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored.
Jim spoke up, "Man I real... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST |
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Fairytale
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted ... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:56:00 PST |
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution."You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.""Why?" asked somebody from the audience."I watched my wife's routine at... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:46:00 PST |
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A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weighing machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, sh... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST |
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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The ... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST |
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A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly informed the man that his dog was dead.
Saddened at the loss ... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST |
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1. Full Name: Vince Vance2. What do you do best? Entertain, compose, write3. What are you most afraid of? Running out of hairspray4. What is the most recent movie you have seen in a movie: 3005. Place... Posted by Vince Vance Official Myspace on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST |