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JAWS

Stay in the shallow end!

About Me

I like to eat things, namely people. Thats about it.

My Interests

Eating people. Lurking. Swimming. Water Polo. Texas hold'em.

I'd like to meet:

Fat, Fat people.

Music:

anyone who covers my theme song

Movies:

do i even have to say. oh yeah Cobra and Predator

Television:

When sharks attack 1-17, Shark week

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

That one guy...

My Blog

everyone read this

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile &friendID=4575831&Mytoken=20050227132704 this guy tried to get us to join a "rap sucks" group, and his favorite bands are fucking third e...
Posted by JAWS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lingo Encyclopedia

Lingo Encyclopedia Vol. I 1: Heaters = 40 oz of budweiser 2: Lighting Bolt = 40 oz of High Life 3: Grandes = 24 oz can of any beer 4: Regs = any can or bottle of beer 5: Golden Rods = bottle...
Posted by JAWS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got Bite?

Get bit bitches!
Posted by JAWS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST