Yeah so I'm a carpenter so I build stuff with wood and everything. I used to have dinner with my disciples but I already had the last one cause they all died a long time ago. Silly mortals...
I'd like to meet anyone who wants to meet me! I am a very handsome young man and I treat all the ladies with respect! I am the perfect guy your parents told you about!
Music is pretty cool and all. My favorite is church hymns! Woo hoo I feel like bustin out some dance when I hear that sweet sound...Yeah Jesus got da moves.
I think it's silly when people try to copy my story and make movies of me. I never see any movies of Buddha and Allah so I guess I'm cooler than them. At least people can relate to how really really rediculously cool I was.
Just as the wise woman in The Waterboy once said...TV IS THE DEVIL!
My book!...The Bible...DUH!
My dad, GOD