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Mike

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

About Me

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my dick sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big f**king liar. [The media] tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our f**king wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way." There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail.I just got a new ipod shuffle by completing this cool website!!! check it out, it's 100% legit...come on be like mike get an ipod.

My Interests

Boxing, Allah, and British bikes

I'd like to meet:

Jeus Christ if cause if Jesus were here I'd fight him too

Music:

Anything that sooths my melodramtic mind during those long and somber nights

Movies:

Frankly I enjoy to partake in some joyous movies like Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, and Pretty in Pink

Television:

Why watch televison, when I can envision my opponents heart ripped out of him through my mind

Books:

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

Heroes:

my favorite pigeon, Julius

My Blog

more Mike Tyson quotes brought to us by Mrs. Spiderman from myspace...

My favorite Mike Tyson quotes need to be somewhere on this page. "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat the...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

famous "Iron" Mike Tyson quotes

To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn'...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On My Childhood

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get som...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST