Armed Robbery, Gun Smuggling, Smoking, Fast Cars, Breaking out of Prison, Robbing the Kwik-E-Mart (my numerous Kwik-E-Mart heists are widely cited as the chief reason for the Great Beef Jerky Shortage of 1991), Shooting Apu, Foiling Police Chief Wiggum, I hate people who slow down at red lights.
Chicks who like Tattoos and Pompadours.
Metal.
Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Chopper Chicks In Zombie-Town, Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie.
Monster Garage, American Chopper.
War And Peace.
Smith & Wesson.