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Snake

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The name's Snake. Aliases: Charley Turkey. Charlie the Tuna. Iguanaman. Ernie from "My Three Sons." I like, totally rob people. I have a pet boa constrictor named Snake Jr. My secret Weapon is my brass knuckels i keep hidden in my pompadour.

My Interests

Armed Robbery, Gun Smuggling, Smoking, Fast Cars, Breaking out of Prison, Robbing the Kwik-E-Mart (my numerous Kwik-E-Mart heists are widely cited as the chief reason for the Great Beef Jerky Shortage of 1991), Shooting Apu, Foiling Police Chief Wiggum, I hate people who slow down at red lights.

I'd like to meet:

Chicks who like Tattoos and Pompadours.

Music:

Metal.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Chopper Chicks In Zombie-Town, Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie.

Television:

Monster Garage, American Chopper.

Books:

War And Peace.

Heroes:

Smith & Wesson.