Wayne

Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora, Illinios, which is a suburb of Chicago---excellent! I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career or anything. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Yes, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But I have this awesome cable access show, and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do Wayne's World for a living. It might happen! Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!