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Lil

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About Me

Slightly evil on the inside. Like to think I hide it well. I often pronounce words the way they are spelt. One day I fully intend to befriend an immigration officer and spend the rest of my days in Hawaii, living off fruit and rum. I used to think Ikea was a holiday resort (guess my hair colour, go on, I dare you). Favourite pastimes include bastardising the English language and developing my obsession with sushi. My best kept secret? My hair's almost curly.Oh, and I heart eating. A lot. Give me food and I'm yours.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Genius Cannibal.
Where You Lived: Argentina.
How You Died: In Childbirth. Who Were You In a Past Life?
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You Are 56% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone & everyone! I only have one friend. His name is Tom. I think he's friendcheating on me with, like, 7 million other friends. He's actually a bit of a friendwhore. **EDIT** - In yer face Tom! I have another friend now, and he only cost me, like, $9.99 for the first month. Suck on that, Tom.

My Blog

Oh my giddy aunt.

I am fortunate enough to have the delight of moving in with the beautiful Helena, to a house all by ourselves. However, I have not moved home for SEVENTEEN years, people.  Whilst packing (on...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Demanding a public autopsy...

I'm not convinced that this face... was not merely a mask to cover this face...For some reason Anna Nicole always reminded me of the latter.(God rest her soul)
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:25:00 GMT

Time for a dna test?

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Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:35:00 GMT

I told you they were inbreds

The following is quoted directly from an email some guy in HR sent to everyone at work yesterday: "Subject: Fungus the Bogeyman  Hello, Whichever person (I'm presuming it's a man) keep...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:12:00 GMT

You win some, you lose some.

My boss suggested we all go out for a drink after work today, for all the "hard work" we've done.  (By "work", I assume he means myspacing and eating contraband food under my desk.)  I was...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:21:00 GMT

Me me me. (Bored bored bored!)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:LilBirthday:27th JulyBirthplace:HarrowCurrent Location:BournemouthEye Color:Grey/blueHair Color:BlondeHeight:5"2Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:E...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:22:00 GMT

Ew

I've just finished an espionage thriller from the library.  Not my normal choice of novel but a good read nonetheless.  However, I would like to convey my disgust at the twat who smeared wha...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:09:00 GMT

No battery power remains. Please connect iPod to power

"No battery power remains.  Please connect iPod to power".What?  No!! You've been on charge for three fucking days, how dare you tell me your battery is low?  You're supposed to be the ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:09:00 GMT

Need a new party trick?

Eat a jar of beetroot.  Then go pee.  You're in for a real treat.  Could also use aforementioned pee to pull a sickie; "sorry boss, I can't come in today, I appear to have cancer of the...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:16:00 GMT