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Melissa-Jayne

The Dream Girl

About Me

Well, what can I say about me? I'm apart from the fact I'm multi-talented. I love to cook, watch the occasional game of footie, rugby or motor race (I'm a closet petrolhead!!!), show jumping and of course horizontal arobics!!!!!!! I am lucky enough to have found my soulmate, he totally rocks my world. I'm also intellegent and I don't suffer fools gladly.
melissa's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...
"I'll be back (said like Schwarzenegger)"
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Dawn Of The Dead
You take pride in being different. You don't follow any trend, you don't follow any path of life - although this isn't the way it has always been. You used to conform for the masses - you were just like everyone else. Whatever your reasons were, you changed, and are now having fun being an individual and standing out above the rest.
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You Have A Type B Personality
You're as laid back as they come...
Your baseline mood is calm and level headed
Creativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on people
Friends and family often turn to you first with their problems
You have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru Do You Have a Type A Personality? You are 100% fuckable!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melissa-Jayne
Birthday: 31st December
Birthplace: Richmond-upon-Thames LONDON
Current Location: In Front of My Fiance's PC - lol
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5' 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Have we got all day?????
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: My Fiance promising me orgasims
Your Fears: dark and silence
Your Perfect Pizza: Yummy I love all Pizza's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world peace!!!! failing that personal happiness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "where am I????" lol
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and Breasts
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Errrrrrrrr I cant remember!!!!! pmsl
Pepsi or Coke: Lager
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - Prefer a nice blue streak
Single or Group Dates: Freinds are good
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, black and sugar please
Chocolate or Vanilla: Can't I have both
Cappuccino or Coffee: See tea question
Do you Smoke: Yip
Do you Swear: Do bears shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: Very Badley
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: I am at the moment
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: Yes please
Do you belive in yourself: I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't
Do you think you are Attractive: if my Fiance believes that I am then I am
Are you a Health Freak: No Way
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Just love em.....want to go storm chasing
Do you play an Instrument: only my fiances body - lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah just put on out
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only headache pills
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What are they????????
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes Love it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope not that brave
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope - to cold here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Of Course
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Alas Yes
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 13
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: USA,Australia ...... The Whole World!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Taller than me please
Weight: Average Please
Best Clothing Style: Sorta gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too Many
Number of CDs I own: I've lost Count
Number of Piercings: Only my Ears Twice
Number of Tattoos: Just the One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have any... my past makes me who I am
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! What sort of Nightmare are you?
Whispering Nightmare
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My Interests

Many and varied, Just ask me if you dare!!!!!!!!! Partying with my Gorgeous Fiance!!!!!! Good Food, Fine Wine and of Course Sex!!!!!!!! The Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!! I also have a love of horses
In 2007, you will...

Lick a frozen pole for fun

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M Mushy
E Easy
L Luxurious
I Intelligent
S Serious
S Smart
A Adventurous
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Shiny and Pink!
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You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You? My score on The Sexual HELL Test :

HELL LEVEL 3
(Raw score: 90%)

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

Link: The Sexual HELL Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating ) My score on The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test :

Goddess
(You scored 83% Dominance and 81% Technique!)

You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot.You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you.Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others.And, if all else fails, call me ;-)Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday.

Link: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating ) My score on The Kinkyness Test :

Kinky bastard!
(Grats! You're 95% kinky!)

Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)

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You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

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What kind of Dominatrix are you?
Your an UberBitch!!You eat sleep and breath whips and chains!! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet interesting intellecutal people to share enlightening conversations with - not to much to ask is it??????????

Music:

any thing from classical through to modern dance music (euphoria and trance)

Movies:

I love films (in process of building a great DVD library)I do have a taste for guts and core, I loved Donnie Darko for its wierdness, but, will (please keep this quite just between us!!!!!!!) watch the occasional chick flick. The Rocky Horror Show - I just love a man in stockings, suspenders and a basque!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Yes I've got 1 - lol - but don't normally get round to watching it IM TOO BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!! But When I do its gota be Nicktoons for Avatar and Earth Worm Jim (don't ask just watch its seriously cool), or Top Gear............

Books:

Favourite authour is Dean Koontz, but I also like Stephen King (when he keeps to the plot), James Herbert, Dan Brown

Heroes:

Dita Von Teese, Richard O'Brian, David Lynch, Douglas Adams, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond.

My Blog

What Planet Am I on????????????????

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Posted by Melissa-Jayne on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

How Evil Am I????????????????

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno- information....
Posted by Melissa-Jayne on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

Sex card

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Posted by Melissa-Jayne on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST