Chris Moyles.... |
...ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Oh, not at any of his jokes.
Posted by Russell Brand on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:49:00 PST |
Christmas wish list |
1. Awkward allegations of rape to go away. 2. The Moss to go away. 3. New Dilithium crystal. 4. Red thong. 5. Green thong. 7. A number 6. 8. To rep...
Posted by Russell Brand on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST |
DVD Hidden Features |
I have recieved many messages telling me how super my latest DVD is. Which I obviously know, it's about me for freaks sake.
Anyway, just for you lovely little cultists I shall reveal a sp...
Posted by Russell Brand on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST |
In Russell's Pipeline |
Good day cyber darlings,
I have received a lot of peeved messages lately from my adoring public concerning my lack of myspacing. Fear not little ones, your Lord hasn't fell out with you. I...
Posted by Russell Brand on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST |
When Russell met Heat |
This week when youre in the newsagents buying milk and Toblerones you should treat yourself to a copy of this weeks Heat magazine. Its glossy pages are adorned with my beautiful words and pictur...
Posted by Russell Brand on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST |
The cult of Russell goes mainstream. |
Russellism is making it's first tentative steps into organised religion. Churches for Russell have been springing up all across the world.
I have realised the best way to get peop...
Posted by Russell Brand on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:04:00 PST |
Take me seriously, scrotum faces. |
Hello worshippers,
You may have seen my debut sporting article in the Guardian this weekend. For those of you who watch Big Brother I suppose I better explain what the guardian is. It...
Posted by Russell Brand on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST |
An Open Letter to Billy Bragg |
Oi Billy Bragg,
Get your claws, with the filth inches thick under the finger nails, back in you glorified busking hobo. Put down your well thumbed copy of Das Capital and engage your brai...
Posted by Russell Brand on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST |
That Tom bastard |
Once upon a time when I first landed on this planet I opened a myspace account. I was greeted by an odd looking fellow called Tom. He was just what I was looking for until I found my way i...
Posted by Russell Brand on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:01:00 PST |
The ambitions of a messiah. |
To revive and present the Crystal Maze.
Bump off Davina and disguise myself as her for employment prospects. A shave will be needed to convince the masses.
Make earth love to Hugh ...
Posted by Russell Brand on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:45:00 PST |
