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ashley

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About Me

total weirdo

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Sin Cities - Ashley Hames
http://www.tontobooks.com/sincities/

My Interests

Paris Hilton

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton

Music:

Paris Hilton

Movies:

One Night in Paris

Television:

Celebrities Misbehaving

Books:

My Life, by Paris Hilton

Heroes:

take a friggin guess

My Blog

weeing, willies and wet lips

Good day to you allAs you are aware, the countdown to the Sin Cities book continues...Now, please God, I want you all to start placing your Amazon orders. Why? Well, I badly need to boost the profile ...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:29:00 PST

and finally...

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Posted by ashley on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:39:00 PST

aussie porn

I was to receive a very generous offer of sexual favours when I visited an English porn actress in the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.   Lara James, who it turned out was originally from Sheffi...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

book latest - extreme elvis

  Extreme Elvis and his band began by delivering a quality performance of some well known Elvis Presley covers, all sung with expert aplomb, and received with rapturous applause by his audience. ...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

new book sample

  What I will always remember from being on the set of porn films is the smell and sounds as well as the actual sights that you see.   The smell is a mixture of slightly overpowering perfum...
Posted by ashley on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

fresh book sample

By now I had been held in police custody for well over 12 hours and I was starting to fret. I was beginning to think that missing our flight and screwing up the filming schedule was now a distinct pos...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

Due to popular demand...well, Amanda.

This extract relates to when we visited The Correction Centre in Melbourne, Australia. ............................................................ .......................................................
Posted by ashley on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

BOOK SAMPLE 2

MORE READING FOR YOUR DELECTATION...   News Bunny was a large brown and white rabbit which was to become synonymous with Kelvin Mackenzie's Live TV. As fate had conspired, I was to be the man ins...
Posted by ashley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:33:00 PST

BOOK - SAMPLE 1

  BELOW IS A LITTLE TASTER OF MY NEW BOOK.   FORGIVE ANY TYPOS, IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.   READ IT AND WEEP     In Manila, the Sin Cities team had found an erotic bakery whic...
Posted by ashley on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

Man's Work on telly in Canada

STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS!   What Does It Take To Become A "Real Man"? Ashley Hames Finds out the Hard Way on Man's Work, Premiering Feb. 1 on OLN    Click here ...
Posted by ashley on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:49:00 PST