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STEPH.

you sound like your from landaaaaan

About Me


You have the ability to see everything, but as humans only use ten per cent of the brain, you wouldn't believe the other abilities there are. There are so many other wonderful things that eyes could see if they really focused. Life's kind of like a painting. A really bizarre abstract painting. You could look at it and think that all it is is a blur. And you can continue living your life thinking that all it is is a blur. But if you really look at it, really see it, focus on it and use your imagination, life can become so much more. The painting could be of the sea, the sky, people, buildings, a butterfly on a flower, or anything except the blur you were once convinced it was.
Life should begin with your death. Just imagine: for a start, you live in a home for the senile and aged and get thrown out as soon as you're too young. Afterwards you play golf and knit with some old, fat pensioners until you start working. Then you struggle to attend some university. You've meanwhile got enough money to enjoy a student's life, where you spend your days partying, getting stoned and drunk while all you can think of is sex. When you're dumb enough, you attend school. With the years passing you get more and more stupid, until you're young enough to play in a sandpit in nursery. After this you spend 9 months in your mother's womb, finishing life as an orgasm. Think about it.

My Interests

;)

I'd like to meet:


No cunts, no arseholes, no backstabbers, no whores, no tossers, no bitches, no sluts.

Movies:

Peter Pan
Alice In Wonderland
The Holiday

Television:

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place

Books:

Ahern

My Blog

70 things.

december 31st 2008, i will have done the following things:1. get good results for my GCSE's2. get a job im happy with3. remember people's birthdays4. get my provisional license5. see the mighty boosh ...
Posted by STEPH. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST