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The Widower

The love of a good woman can ease the pain of loss

About Me

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I'm...I've been married...several times....4, to be particular...my wives...something always...happens....I can't remember...who are you? No, I don't know where Elizabeth is...she went...took a trip...on holiday...was supposed to be back sunday...Please, you must go now. No...Not the basement! YOU CAN'T GO IN THE BASEMENT!!
Well, if you must. I wouldn't want it said that I wasn't cooperative with Scotland Yard...
No, I Insist. You go first Inspector...

I don't seem to have very good luck with my wives, or should I say they don't have very good luck with me?
Something always happens...to them...heart attack, suicide, sometimes silently while sleeping. they all go peacefully. Mostly.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/9/2006
Band Website: Available for all your fiendish musical needs.
Band Members: The Widower

Influences:

Thank you Lunar Mansion for this wonderful time piece
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