Morticia

I am one Morticia Addams married to one Gomez Addams. We have a quiet life: only rarely do we go out and leave the children at home, but: Gomez is my life, my vida, my one & only, my darling querido. We have the grandest home: everyone who comes to visit is speechless, simply green with envy! Gomez and I have two darling children; Wednesday and Pugsley. At times they worried me when I saw them making fudge once, and when Pugsley became a boy scout, but now I think they are really growing up to be wonderful, gloomy children. Uncle Fester also lives with us, he is such a jolly, handsome man. At times he is almost like our third child the way he hoards the Dynamite caps. And then there is Mama, Gomez's beautiful, sophisticated mother. She loves nothing better than to wrestle her alligators in the basement. Lurch is our charming, effervescent butler, and Thing, well, is just our beloved Thing, always handy around the house. We have many pets: Aristotle and Kitty to name a few. I love nothing better than to feed my greedy African Stranglers, or take a quite stroll along the cemetery or a moon bath with Gomez. That said, we do love visitors, so if you have the time: do drop by! I can assure you, you won't be bored.

just a little about me you might want to know

birthday : I can't remember. Gomez knows.
birthday place : The cemetery
current location : At home with my Gomez
eye color : Blue
hair color : Black as night
height : Shorter than Gomez
right hand or lefy handed : left is left of centre, don't you think?
your heritage : From the grave, I believe
the shoes you wore today : Black pointy boots
your weakness : Spending all my time at the cemetery. And Gomez of course.
your fears : losing Gomez
your favorit pizza : Ugh! Pizza?! Such a vulgar food.
goals you would like to acheive this year : Going on my tenth honeymoon with Gomez.
thoughts first wake up : Gomez is sleeping next to me. How lucky I am!
your best physical feature : My hair. Gomez won't let me cut it.
your bed time : Exceptionally late.
your most missted memory : Gomez falling into the open grave when he proposed
pepsi or coke : I don't believe in drugs. Magic is all you need.
MacDonalds or Burgerking : Is that place in Scotland?
single or group dates : Group dates can be fun, you never know who might drop by. Still, I don't want anyone stealing Gomez.
Lipton Ice tea or Nestea : Who on earth are these people?
chocolate or vanilla : Neither. Who needs that when you can have Mama's yak fudge?
cappuccino or coffee : Neither. I prefer a hot cup of henbane
do you smoke : Occasionally in polite company.
do you sing : All the time. Gomez says I sound like Zelda the vulture.
do you sear : Don't you mean shear? I shear my roses every day. Vulgar things.
do you shower daily : Twice.
have you been in love : Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
do you want to go to college : I've no need. All the knowledge I need is in my head.
do you want to get married : I'm wedded to my darling Gomez.
do you believe in your self : Of course. And Gomez, since he is me.
Do you get Motion Sickness : Only when I'm standing still.
Do you think you are Attractive : Gomez tells me so. He says the sweetest things
Are you a Health Freak : Health? Ugh, how vulgar!
Do you get along with your Parents : Not particularly. Mother Frump was always sweeping me under the rug a bit.
Do you like Thunderstorms : Oh yes. It sends tingles down my spine just thinking about it!
Do you play an Instrument : Yes, the shamisen.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol : Yes. Gomez and I had a 300 year old vintage the other day.
In the past month have you Smoked : Yes. Gomez and I were sitting in the ten with our peace pipes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs : Does love count as a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date : Yes. Twice with Gomez.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall : No. Why when I could go to a cemtery?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos : What are 'Oreos'?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi : Only the kind Gomez makes. Live.
In the past month have you been on Stage : I prefer to watch the children's plays, not act myself. They're always so explosvie.
In the past month have you been Dumped : Never! Gomez only dropped me once, when we were married.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping : That's for Gomez and I to know.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything : Only a kiss from my beloved ^_^
Ever been Drunk : No. I believe that's Uncle Fester's title when he's had too much of our vintage wine.
Ever been called a Tease : Yes, many times by Gomez. He does need to control himself sometimes.
Ever been Beaten up : Uncle Fester wanted Gomez to, but Gomez would never hurt me. He's too much of a weak, snivelling coward.
Ever Shoplifted : Only Gomez's heart.
How do you want to Die : With Gomez.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up : I already am. Married to my bubula.
What country would you most like to Visit : France. On second thoughts no. Gomez would be a live wire there.
Number of Piercings : Only my ears.
Number of Tattoos : One on my ankle. It says: Gomez forever. Gomez has the same one with my name.
Number of things in my Past I Regret : Nothing. Regrets are for fools. Each day is wonderfully morbid.
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