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I am bringing Sheckyback

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About Me


People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

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D*** in a Box

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Reminiscent of the great New Jack jams



Digital Short: J*** in My Pants

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This is the successor to D*** in the Box. Hopefully they can come up with a third to complete the triology.



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In these tough economic times, let us turn to

The power of theCHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE NETWORK!!!Let's see what good fortune there is today to help us through these tough times."He who hurries cannot walk with dignity."Daily Number: 7 0 1Lotto Six ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:27:00 GMT

Something I’d share

"The dream was a warning to work fast, Dream don't act as warnings, Unless the person who dreamed them feels that he has been warned, You've woken up in a very aphoristic mood this morning, dear fathe...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Latest update on the Chinese Fortune Cookie Network

"Your loyalty is a virtue, but not when it's wedded to blind stubbornness." Lucky Numbers: 4,10, 11,27, 12, 44 Learn Chinese:  Very polite hun yao le mow Comment: This fortune was almost Haiku li...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:50:00 GMT

Chinese Fortune Cookie Network

"Be calm when confronting an emergency crisis." Lucky numbers: 6, 11, 32, 37, 38, 39 Learn Chinese: Pork Zhu Rou Comment: I find it's easier to be calm during an emergency crisis after a shot of vodka...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:21:00 GMT

I miss you

I met you when she was sick.You greeted with a warm smile and a tender hug. You attempted to speak English to me Even though Korean was much more comfortable. Back then I don't think I really apprecia...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:38:00 GMT

For all you lovers out there

Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, here are some suggestions for you lovers out there: If you love the 80s, try this: If you love the 90s, try this: If you love hot bitches, try this: If you ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Happy Everything

Enjoy Rohatsu, Hannukah, Weasel Stomping Day, Pancha Ganapati, Christmas. Kwanzaa, Eid al-Fitr, Winter Solstice, and the New Year. And to anyone who has or knows anyone with a birthday this month, Hap...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:51:00 GMT

World Aids Day

Read below to find out all the great things our partners and friends are doing to raise awareness and help stop the 5,500 lives lost daily and unnecessarily to AIDS in Africa. " Watch Bono's message...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:47:00 GMT

For my mom

Thank you. As a friend, acquaintance, and/or stalker, you may want to express your holiday cheer through comments, messages, letters, e-mails, e-cards, cards, and/or gifts. It is all appreciated, don'...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Boratamania


Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:07:00 GMT