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Ophelia Frump

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About Me

Greetings Fair creatures, and not so Fair. I am Ophelia Frump, a Fair, Sweet, Gentle Maiden in need of her Knight in Shining Armour who will tilt his lance against the foe. Morticia Addams is my sister. She married that Gomez. Wednesday and Puglsey are my dear niece and nephew. Uncle Fester, the sweet tub of lard, is my Uncle. I've joined this site because Morticia said I should stop moping and start looking for My One True Love. My One True Love was Horatio, but he didn't like Zen-yogi. Cousin-It was also My One True Love, but he was too much of a play-boy to settle down. Gomez was also My One True Love, but he was a weak, snivelling coward, so things did not work out between us. Oh well. While I am waiting for my love I practice my judo and make sure the daises are growing properly in my head. If you think you could be my One True Love, don't hesitate to drop me a line. Waiting bores me!

just a little about me you might want to know


birthday : Some time in May when all the daises bloom...
birthday place : the lake....I do love floating among the daises
current location : Up in the clouds
eye color : Blue as the sky
hair color : Blonde....because blondes have more fun, yes, they do.
height : Tall enough to pick daises in the fields
right hand or lefy handed : Right, because I am always right he he.
your heritage : I'm one of Shakespeare's muses. We're all so sweet and helpless!
the shoes you wore today : Ballet shoes. They're so much fun to do judo in.
your weakness : Men called Hamlet. Daises in the spring time.
your fears : Being an old maid!
your favorit pizza : Can I grow pizza in my head?
goals you would like to acheive this year : I want to find myself a man.
thoughts first wake up : Ah! Ophelia, what a wonderful day....wait...who's Ophelia?
your best physical feature : The daises in my head. They brighten up a room.
your bed time : When the cock crows...or is that when I wake up?
your most missted memory : Tossing Horatio around with my good judo arm.
pepsi or coke : Pepsi. He sounds sweeter than Coke.
MacDonalds or Burgerking : MacDonalds. I do love a Scotsman.
single or group dates : Single. Then he can't get away...
Lipton Ice tea or Nestea : Nestea. He sounds like the kind of man to nestle close.
chocolate or vanilla : Vanilla. Everyone knows blonds have more fun.
cappuccino or coffee : Neither. Who wants a man whose name starts with a C?
do you smoke : No! That would kill all my daises!
do you sing : Oh yes. 'Prithee why so pale and wan fair lover...'
do you sear : When I'm in love, my face turns searing hot
do you shower daily : Sometimes I shower in the quicksand if there's no hot water.
have you been in love : 15 times. Or was it 16? I'd better check...
do you want to go to college : No. Who needs college when they can find a rich man?
do you want to get married : Oh yes. Are you available?
do you believe in your self : I believe in myself. I don't believe in yourself.
Do you get Motion Sickness : When I'm in love, and when my daises are wilting.
Do you think you are Attractive : Oh yes. People tell me I look like Ophelia.
Are you a Health Freak : I've been called a freak. But never a 'health freak'.
Do you get along with your Parents : I only have one parent. I'm not sure where she went.
Do you like Thunderstorms : Heavens no! They scare my daises!
Do you play an Instrument : I like to saw my violin in half with the bow.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol : No. People frequently tell I am drunk anyway.
In the past month have you Smoked : No. I've watered my daises though.
In the past month have you been on Drugs : Love is a drug, a wonderful drug.
In the past month have you gone on a Date : Last night. Monterose took me heli-skiing
In the past month have you gone to a Mall : Yes. I needed to buy more watering cans for my daises.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos : I've eaten a box of wedding cake. That was when I got jilted.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi : Yes, when I was in Japan sumo-wrestling.
In the past month have you been on Stage : Yes. I am a famous Opera singer, you know.
In the past month have you been Dumped : *Sniff*...Monterose dumped me last night! Oh I'm so miserable!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping : I've gone floating down the river quite a lot.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything : A bunch of daises from someone's garden. They look much better in my head.
Ever been Drunk : Yes quite a lot.
Ever been called a Tease : No...I like to do the chasing.
Ever been Beaten up : No. But my lovers tell me I beat them up.
Ever Shoplifted : Yes...there was a cardboard cut-out of Hamlet at the movies. I had to have him.
How do you want to Die : Floating down a river with daises in my hair.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up : A famous Opera Singer. And married.
What country would you most like to Visit : Wherever my lover goes.
Number of Piercings : Ugh! Piercings are bad for daises you know.
Number of Tattoos : Do the daises in my head count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret : Not marrying. Oh wait. I did want to get married.
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My One True Love. And Cousin It. He could be My One True Love, if he wasn't always running up the chimney.Oh sometimes I like to meet my family. Sometimes I don't. They're pretty kooky. I like to think I'm the voice of reason amongst the madness. If you want to know anything more about me, just tap the floorboards thrice, and say: 'tee-ta-tee-ta-tee-ta.'

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