I Was A Teenage Werewolf

Well hot damn, Im a senior at Rockdale High, and the people here bug me like crazy. I beat this fella silly so now I gotta go see a head shrink every monday thursday and friday. So no Myspace after school. It aint helpin any. I still wanna beat the hell outta everyone accept maybe Arlene and Elvis. I dont think I need to ask em if they want mayo on their knuckle sandwich. But hey if you got a quarter for the jukebox and a dime for a rootbeer float we'll have a real gone time, that is until the full moon. Ya see I gotta match my flea collars with my varsity jacket now considering Im a rippin ragin werewolf. Its got me into a few jams but hey, its got me out of a few of em too. Who else can say they got 13 inches in their pants, it may be a tail but its still 13 inches. Me and my pals dont always get along, but hell we have a good time.Dont forget to check out my buddies page... he and I did some flicks together back at American International in the 50s. He's really happenin. This is his site= http://www.myspace.com/malevolent_majesty