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I'm a mad woman juggling fulltime work and teenage spawn. Fair warning that I have a pretty dark sense of humor. It's the only thing that keeps me sane
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Likes:
Funny people, Animals, jacuzzis, the beach (at night especially),volunteering, astronomy, art fairs, movies, museums,thrift stores, comedy clubs, woodfires, firelight, massages, pedis, feeding ducks, gardening, Disneyland, spooky stuff, Halloween!,Pirates, Ren Faire.
Dislikes:
Whiny people, Victims, Flakes, People who are cruel or inconsiderate to animals (or people), Closeminded and intolerant people, People who show up at my door to tell me that their religion is better than mine, Being taken for granted, Bugs, blood (the real stuff), needles, disorganization.
Favorite Quotes:
"Men are much simpler mechanisms than women. Nothing changes them... even when they have a midlife crisis, they do it in a mindless way... That's why I think we should let men go off and have affairs and drive fast cars and dream of being virile-- and we should run the world." -Goldie Hawn
"Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I haven't tried before"- Mae West
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!"- W. C. Fields
"I don't pretend to be Captain Wierd. I just do what I do." - Johnny Depp
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing"-Groucho Marx
"God created man...But I could do better"-Erma Bombeck
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."-Mae West
Through humor you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."-Bill Cosby
"I've excercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their car."-Erma Bombeck
*I do get called bitch quite often. What I DON'T get called is pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat....Works for me!*
*No one Should have to dance backward all their lives*
*You should be afraid of anything that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die. Trust me you should*