"They must find it difficult...
those who have taken authority as the truth,
rather than truth as authority."
-- Gerald Massey -- (Just Click me and see)"
"A LETTER FROM YOUR BELOVED LEADER!"
My Dear Fellow Americans,
The Superior People of Earth,
I vow to defend this greatest nation against terrorists, wherever they may hide: in caves, in your house, in far away places our children cannot find on maps, and even in my dreams. I will seek out Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs) everywhere they may be, except in our own arsenal, which I reserve the right to use anytime and anywhere. The proliferation of WMDs must be stopped, and I will use WMDs to do so. I vow to defend evil regimes (Woops Freudian Slip). I mean defend the American people from evil regimes.
Although we did not find any WMDs in Iraq, I assure you that Saddam himself was a WMD. Had we not blown up his nation and the towelheads there, he would himself have blown up, killing thousands of innocent Americans. Although it is unacceptable for axis of evil nations to attain WMDs, we already know North Korea has them, but they won’t use theirs or give them to terrorists. I know this because Jesus told me. This is why I have chosen to attack Iran instead, because Jesus said that Iranians are terrorists connected to Al Quaeda through Bin Laden's uncle's great niece whose son once knew a guy that once heard Bin Laden was in town and he gave him a ride to the gas station. Therefore Iran harbors terrorists and we must attack them, possibly with WMDs.
America, forget about gas prices, forget about healthcare costs or homelessness among veterans. What matters is defending the homeland and I will defend it by attacking anyone who might possibly threaten us in the future. Critical thinkers, bookworms, liberals, immigrants, global warming scientists and other members of the factanista beware, you're unamericaness will soon no longer be tolerated. God Bless the rich, because that’s why we’re rich, because God blessed us. Long live Jesus and freedom to protect the interests of the 1%.
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." (Applause)
--- PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH at a social security convention at Greece Athena Middle and High School in Greece New York, on May 24th 2005 --- Click the quote and see the transcript on the official whitehouse website! No Joke!
AMERICA LOVES FREEDOM & IRAQIS
THIS IS NOT PROPAGANDA MUHAHAHAHAH!
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.†-- Joseph Goebbels.
“A lie told often enough becomes truthâ€--Vladimir Lenin.
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This profile is intended to be a satirical piece. It does not claim to represent the actual views of anyone but the author of the satire in question, which is NEITHER George W. Bush, NOR anyone affiliated with him. Neither George W. Bush nor anyone affiliated with him has expressed any approval of this site.
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