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Charlie Don't Serf

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About Me

Thousands of miles from the USSA. Charlie Don't Serf and the South Austin Speedball, along with the Six Lire Pomegranate has completed the Warsaw Pact tour and settled into old Istanbul. Final score card: Poland rocks, Kiev is insane. Georgia is packed with retards.

My Interests

Food, water, coffee, laugher, kadinlar, hikes, bikes, target practice, travel, asparagus, pomegranates, fresh tuna and figs.

I'd like to meet:

Interested people are interesting people.

Music:

Scorn is my favorite "band"You should listen to the lyrics of this song.

Movies:

Repo Man, Apocalypse Now, Brazil, American Psycho, Fight Club, Roller Ball (the original), Dawn of the Dead (the original), They Live, Finding Forrester, Wonder Boys, The Wild Bunch, The Wall, Liquid Sky, koyaanisqatsi, The Fighting Sea Bees, Woodstock, Omega Man, Midway, Ben Hur, 2001, A Bridge Too Far, The Sand Pebbles, The Great Escape, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Das Boat, Team America - World Police, Planes Trains and Automobiles, High Plains Drifter, The Anal Adventures of Condoleeza Rice.

Television:

The Television Screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the Television is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, what ever appears on the Television emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, Television is reality, and reality is less than Television... width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Piece of Cake (Robbinson), Heart of Darkness, Lord Jim, Homage to Catalonia, Hemmingway's Unpublished Short Stories of the Spanish Civil War, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Holographic Universe, Gateway, Mountains of Madness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Technology as Symptom and Dream, Brothers Grim Fairey Tales, Armed Madhouse, Machete Season.

Heroes:

Francis Drake, George Orwell, Joseph Conrad, Jesus (Christ that is), Hans-Ulrich Rudel, Prometheus, Jason and the Argonauts, Percival, Martin Luther King, Mustafa Kemal, Christopher Hart III, General Billy Mitchell, Major General Smedley Butler, Farris Hassan, the crew of the USS Liberty.

My Blog

36,000 Ft 600 MPH First Class Seat

Half asleep looking at the flat screen TVs in the first class sections of a Lufthansa trans-Atlantic jet. Catching some theta waves and going with it. Is that the the sound of Techno Viking?No, that i...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:57:00 PST

An Open Letter to Move America Forward

Move America Forward is planning to build a "Monument to America's Heros" in Crawford, Texas. This is my letter to them.Keep in mind that we Veterans who are still in the Independent Ready Reserve hav...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

Terrorists Almost Sank My Ship - 2002

When I was on my first Navy deployment my ship was nearly sunk by terrorists. I haven't told this story too often, but it's true. In 2002 the A.W. Radford entered the Gibraltar Straight late at night ...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

Thank God for Women in Congress

I wanted to point out that Nancy stood up faster than,and clapped hands longer than Dick after the President said we needed to take action against Iran and Syria. Thank God there's a woman in charge o...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Charlie Don't Serf On WMUH Allentown PA

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Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

Smoke Marijuna, Get AIDS!!!

I found this address using the contact page at this site "http://www.drugabuse.gov/about/organization/cewg/contact.ht ml..WashingtonDC" It's amazing what you can find when you look....To: Erin Artigian...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST

My Baghdad Friends Would Like to Remind You

Ever notice how War is not a category on the Myspace blog?It's a pretty big activity lately, but it's not an option. I guess if Nazi German had myspace the category of "Mass Murder" would have been om...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

Japanese Death Cult VS. US Navy Martyrdom

I can imagine how the Imperial Japanese Army managed to turn itself into a death cult where one viewed dieing for the Emperor was more important than getting the job done. Remember George Patton sayin...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

Talibanisation of Baghdad.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/06 /04/wirq04.xmlAs the purveyors of nothing spicier than the odd dash of hot chilli sauce, Baghdad's falafel vendors had never imagined their ...
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

I SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

I support the troops! See the statement? That makes it true. I support them One Hundred Percent of the way, ever single one of them.... Because it says so, right up there!
Posted by Charlie Don't Serf on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:32:00 PST