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**UPDATE: "SISKEL'S ROAD TO THE HBO LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL**
Hey Guys, Kevin is now one of 12 finalists to perform at the HBO LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL...All he needs now is your vote for his stand-up video on ziddio.com.
So, please take a quick second to click on this.... **WWW.ZIDDIO.COM/THELUCKY21**
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And the login PASSWORD is: KEVINAVERY
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- The Management!
CHECK OUT NEW EPISODES of THE SISKEL & NEGRO SHOW , ON ITUNES!!!!...Or go to rooftopcomedy.com/siskel_and_negro.
**WATCH OUR INTERVIEW ON ABC's "VIEW FROM THE BAY"**
Who are Siskel & Negro...
Comedians Kevin Avery & W. Kamau Bell are 2 ANGRY BLACK GUYS who talkin' smack about everything from movies to politics to general Hollywood madness TUESDAY MORNINGS (around 8:45) on LIVE 105.3's WOODY SHOW!
Don't live in The Bay Area? You can hear us LIVE ON THE INTERNET at WWW.LIVE105.COM
You can also catch either of us regularly at THE PUNCH LINE and at COBB'S COMEDY CLUB in San Francisco, as well as in other stand up comedy venues around the country. Check our calendar to find out where we'll be appearing from month to month!
Siskel & Negro LIVE at the Punch Line Comedy Club...
"...And Kevin Avery as 'Darnell!'"

My Interests

Any and all kinds of movies. Write us and let us know what you think of our reviews or other flicks out there that we haven't reviewed.

I'd like to meet:

KAMAU: Denzel Washington.
KEVIN: Sammy Davis Jr, Don Cheadle, Boomer & Starbuck, Jack Bauer, Chief Matt Whitlock...Oh, and Denzel Washington.

For true S&N fans: "HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW DENZEL?"

Music:

Kevin actually listens to movie soundtracks... What a nerd! heheheheh --- KamauKamau plays the harp...in the nude. --- Kevin
Kevin has memorized the statutory rape laws for all 50 states. Giggeddy, giggeddy, giggeddy!!! --- Kamau

Movies:

KEVIN'S FAVORITE MOVIES: Apollo 13, The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Star Wars, The Hunt For Red October, Lord of The Rings (all of them), Anything with the words "Indiana Jones" in it, The Matrix, Red Dawn, The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh, Zorro the Gay Blade, Blazing Saddles, Anything with Denzel Washington (even the shitty ones).
MOVIES THAT MAKE KEVIN WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY'S MAMA: Batman & Robin, Passenger 57, Demolition Man, Tomb Raider, Ecks vs. Sever, You Got Served.
KAMAU'S FAVORITE MOVIES: Glengarry Glen Ross, Groundhog Day, Goodfellas, Kentucky Fried Movie, Bruce Lee Movies (Jackie Chan & Jet Lee SUCK!!!), Top Secret, The Matrix, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut... Rocky II (THAT'S RIGHT!!! I said Rocky II!) Anything with Denzel Washington (even the shitty ones).
MOVIES THAT MAKE KAMAU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY: Cool World, Birth of a Nation, Fire Walk with Me (The Twin Peaks movie), Vanilla Sky, Two for the Money, Any of those movies with six or seven B movie black actors all standing in a line together looking SASSY, Anything with Eddie Griffin (even the good ones).

Television:

Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

"Which Lie Did I Tell?" by William Goldman, "Easy Riders, Raging Bulls" by Peter Biskind.
THE BOOK OF AJAYE!

Heroes:

Denzel Washington...Sammy Davis Jr...William Goldman...Chief Matt Whitlock....Jack Bauer. Blake (from Glengarry Glen Ross)

My Blog

VOTE for "SISKEL" for HBO’s LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL!

My chance to perform in the HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival is in your hands! So here's a list of "miracles" that occur everytime you go to www.ziddio.com/thelucky21, select the Los Angeles Regionals l...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

It's official. According to The SF Weekly, I'M HANDSOME!!! Come see me July 19!

Hey ALL,Check out what The SF Weekly is saying about yours truly...SF WEEKLYThe Liberty BellBy Hiya SwanhuyserIsn't it funny how some white guys think everyone else is complaining? You know, the guys ...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Kamau's List of The Top Ten Racial Slurs (for Black people) of All-Time

AMAU'S TOP TEN RACIAL SLURS (for black people) OF ALL-TIME!!!And now the list...10. DARKIEA classic!!! This one I like, because I would imagine that if this wasn't THE FIRST racial slur then it was fo...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:24:00 PST

VOTE FOR THE SISKEL & NEGRO PODCAST

YESSSSS....You can now vote for the Siskel & Negro podcast on podcast alley. Just click on the Siskel & Negro ad on our page and the rest is magic. I'm not even sure what we're voting about, but, EFF...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST

Thank You!

Just wanna say thanks to all the S&N fans that came out to see us last night at the Punch Line in San Francisco. You guys are the best!Can't wait to come back. And for any who missed us, you can cat...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

NEW SISKEL & NEGRO EPISODES! 4/12/07

Toldja we were coming back...Finally, new episodes of The Siskel & Negro Podcast are up. Check out episode 7 now: Kate discusses Kevin's love life (he claims he's out of the game)...Also new casting ...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Hey, we're back at the Punch Line TONIGHT!!

Myspace buddies, come check us out TONIGHT in San Francisco...We'll all make sweet, sweet love!The Punch Line Comedy Club presents:KEVIN AVERY & W. KAMAU BELLwith Moshe KasherTONIGHT (Wednesday) @ 8pm...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST

Kevin @ The Punch Line in SF This Tuesday thru Saturday

Hey guys...Okay, this is sort of a weird week, but here's how it's going down as best as I can tell right now.Tuesday.....Tonight I'll be at the Punch Line doing the 10pm show with Dave Chappelle.Wedn...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Siskel & Negro Podcast...Where are the new episodes???

So, we've been experiencing some technical difficulties in the editing/production area for a little while. BUT...I promise we will finally have new episodes coming very, very soon...like hopfully "la...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

It must be Black History Month, cuz Kamau's in the newspaper.

Thanks to Reyhan for writing it. (Sorry I couldn't get you into Chappelle.) Is this exactly how I feel about these subjects? Of course not. AM I glad that I'm in the paper and it has nothing to do wit...
Posted by Siskel & Negro on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST