JOKES - FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES |
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Fathe...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:31:00 PST |
JOKES - MAD COW DISEASE |
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?""Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the ...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:25:00 PST |
JOKES - SON OF A B---- FISH |
SON OF A BITCH FISH.The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of th...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:46:00 PST |
JOKES - A WEALTHY MAN |
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style."If you'll just learn to cook," he said,...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:51:00 PST |
JOKES - IN A TRAIN COMPARTMENT |
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will g...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:47:00 PST |
"JOKES" |
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and sa...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:40:00 PST |
JOKES - ACTUAL COURT RECORDINGS |
Actual court recordings These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down andnow published by court reporterswho had ...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:49:00 PST |
JOKES - SOME GOOD ADVICE? |
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try not to yell a...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:03:00 PST |
JOKES - 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER |
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You bett...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:38:00 PST |
JOKES - 9 WORDS WOMEN USE |
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half...
Posted by DEES SUN SHINE on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:12:00 PST |
