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About Me

I'm the founder of The ARBY's diet. I was looking for a way to lose weight. I found ARBY's. I'm a big fan of cheese. I love cheese. I love the Discovery channel. Sometimes I go to the humane society to ''just look'', it's sad and fun. I don't like straws--they're for women. I bought a piece of beef jerky so big one time it took me 3 days to eat it. I don't like to shake people's hands after I come out of the bathroom, because I always have to explain why my hand is wet. How come people on VALTREX could'nt go kayaking before? Why does a Filet o' fish only get a 1/2 piece of cheese? Who decided that? I'm a renassaince man (did I spell that right?). Lately I've become fascinated with puppets. I guess it's because of my kid always watching a show with a puppet. I LOVE the Muppets. Jim Henson was a genius. I would have sex with Ms. Piggy, for the story. I'm not that good in bed, but I do make a great Omlette. I think fat people should never be charged for bacon. I love bacon, Canadian bacon, Applewood smoked bacon, I'd have sex with Kevin Bacon...for the story and the fact that I love bacon just that much.
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My Interests

Comedy, Philosophy, Art, Music, And Gay Erotica when I'm travelling. I like to read porn in public.

I'd like to meet:

Lenny Bruce, Jimi Hendrix, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, The guy that invented lunchables--so I could kick his ass.

Music:

Anything good...I do mean anything. If you say you don't like certain genres of music you should explore them more.

Movies:

To be honest I don't watch movies that much at all anymore. I like crime.

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Books:

Phillip K. Dick, Koontz, Clancy, that's about it.

Heroes:

Sylvester Stallone's character in ''Over the Top'' because he proved that the little guy can overcome, as long as he has one big arm.

My Blog

Vote

So here we are, 4 days away from a new president. I'm scared. This has to be the weirdest campaign year in history. What's gonna happen? Palin scares me. Just the fact that she could possibly be the b...
Posted by Alex Moore on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:56:00 PST

I was just thinking..

You know what I miss? I miss the good ol' days... When Coke wasn't classic, when you could eat an apple without getting e.coli, when drunk driving was cool, and when you could fuck a complete stranger...
Posted by Alex Moore on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:34:00 PST

Good pizza is better than sex...

I ordered pizza last night, nothing fancy mind you. I like thin crust, my brother and I can't eat the same pizza because he's a thick, bready crust guy. Everyman's pizza is different, some like it wit...
Posted by Alex Moore on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:03:00 PST

IT’S TOO HOT.

Alright, I'm not gonna tell you anything you probably don't know when I say this..It was HOT yesterday. As a matter of fact it was HOT the day before, and It's probably gonna be rediculous today. But ...
Posted by Alex Moore on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:06:00 PST

Why are people so stupid?

Okay let's get this straight. I'm only gonna type this one time. I love magicians. David Copperfield was cool when he made the plane disappear. David Blaine was cool until he decided that starvation w...
Posted by Alex Moore on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Laziness and Texting

Okay, so I'm lazy. It's true, I don't try to deny it one bit. I prefer to call it "Energy Efficient", cause that's what it really is. But, ...
Posted by Alex Moore on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

Half-ton man leaves home for the first time in years....Where the hell is he going? Out to eat?

Okay, I'm a fat guy. Let's just get that straight. I'm not "Just Big", like my friends like to say, I'm fat. I know this because I fly on commerc...
Posted by Alex Moore on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

styrofoam

You know what I miss? Styrofoam. Yeah I said it. When I was a kid styrofoam was everywhere. You could go to Mcdonald's and come home with 2lbs of styrofoam. Ahh ,those were the days. You could sm...
Posted by Alex Moore on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

Port-a- Potties and Taco Bell

Okay, let me just start by saying that I know now that I can't do port-a-potties. I didn't know this, until a few weeks ago, and I'm sure you're dying to know how I found out. It was while at an all d...
Posted by Alex Moore on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

My New Year's resolution

Okay, so it's that time of year. The time when we all lie to ourselves. The single most profitable time of year for anybody associated with any kind of self improvement. We're all guilty of it. My fri...
Posted by Alex Moore on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST