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Croissant

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About Me

I am the one your mother warned you about. I was born in a car with my twin brother Baguette, on the Texas/Louisiana border while my mother was running from the Law into Texas, where I was raised. So I have some French and Hick roots. My mother was a French whore and my father was a Texas military man. I like to make people smile, but most folks just misunderstand me. I tend to be naughty and usually find myself getting into trouble, but really I'm just a southern girl lookin' to have a good time. I gravitate towards (but not limited to) men in uniform, cowboys and people who seem afraid of me. I have been known to lick the kitty every now and again but don't know if that makes me a lesbian. I moved to Seattle to protect my delicate skin from all that Southern sun. I tell the truth through all of my lies. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Circuses and Freaks.

I'd like to meet:

All kinds of people.

Music:

Joanna Newsom is so dreamy!

Movies:

Killer Clowns From Outer Space, IT (I love Penny Wise).

Television:

Any Simpsons episode with Krusty the Clown in it.

Books:

Ones with lots of pictures.

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

A Night Out

My master let me out last night and Oh what a wonderful time I had. I only wish that you whould have been there. There was some birthday party of some bartender that my friend Cup knows. It was hel...
Posted by Croissant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST