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giant squid

I am here for Friends

About Me

i enjoy snapping my beak and not being eaten by sperm whales. its tough being 60 feet long. and there is nothing comforting about being spindle shaped. sometimes i get lonely.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who arent freaked out that my head is in the middle of my body. red heads. jaques cousteau jr....that french fuck.

My Blog

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A - Age : as old as the skyB - Band listening to right now : alien sex fiendC - Career in future: professial submarine imitatorD - Dad's name: you couldnt pronounce it anywayE - Easiest person to talk...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:35:00 GMT

ithaqua thinks this is the funniest shit

hahahah
Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:01:00 GMT

woah!

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Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:08:00 GMT

overfiend in the woodpile

theres one in every family.... When Mania and her boyfriend are rescued from a shipwreck by pirates, they didnt expect to become slaves to these sex hungry hoodlums. They manage to escape ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:54:00 GMT

IM SOOOOOO JEALOUS!

Tsathoggua just got one of those new motorcycles that runs on human fear.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Sep 2004 21:04:00 GMT

THE ALIENS YOU KNOW ARE NOT THE ALIENS I KNOW

ill give you dirt dwellers the downlow on THE ALIENS. like i said, the aliens i know are TOTALLY not the aliens you know. the aliens you know are all agro and have acid for blood, 6 creepy finger...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Sep 2004 18:06:00 GMT

new outgoing message bad scene

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck so iput a new outgoing message on my cell. and yeah, its weird and full of swearwords and whatnot. its not like glaaki's kindergarten teacher is going to be calling or anything...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 17:58:00 GMT

is this true?????????

ive been informed sychronized swimming is an olympic sport. i find this really offensive.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Aug 2004 17:45:00 GMT

THE THING

ok, so i guess i should explain about The Thing. i met him at this afterhours party longer ago than i care to mention. john carpenter introduced him as Chip, said he was gonna be in his next film. i f...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:03:00 GMT

movies, shits, and buttholes

last night i took glaaki up to maine to see his grandparents and get some one on one time with cthulhu. you know, quiet time.c and i went and got thai food. i had the red curry and c had the cashew ch...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Aug 2004 19:49:00 GMT