Quote of the Day - 17/07/07 |
As i placed £1 in the newly erected 10p a swear word swear box:
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... CUNT"
Oh the stress relief!
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:10:00 GMT |
What The Fuck??? |
Ealier on i was cooking my dinner in my kitchen, and just happened to glance out of the window. Opposite my house is a pub, and i noticed 2 people sat in a white van looking a bit dodgy so i took a se...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:29:00 GMT |
Trauma Of The Day - 22/06/2007 |
I decided in my attempt to crush my growing debts, to consolidate my 3 credit cards into one, and get a rather large interest free period.
I chose to apply for one (who i will not name because they tu...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:46:00 GMT |
Smoking Smoking Smoking |
I am not a smoker.
This is the line i want to be able to use from now on.
When i was growing up, both of my parents were chain smokers, and i hated the smell so much i would put them out when they put...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:03:00 GMT |
Can't Get A Job |
I have finally decided i am unemployable.
Having worked in pretty much every type of job an unskilled person can do, i have decided to ask Myspace what they think i should do for a living.
I have done...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 13:44:00 GMT |
