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FRUITBOMB

Sugar Substitute

About Me

I'm pretty easy going. I work at a Trader Joe's and I'm a substitute teacher a couple days a week. I'm not dating right now because my heart is set on someone real special to me and I need to figure out more about that situation. I say my prayers at least twice a day, usually more, and I just got a kick ass tattoo in my mouth! I'm fascinated by performers and love drag queens. I'm working on putting together a few characters right now and helping my friend create one for himself. It's great fun and I love the makeup part, even though it's costing me an arm and a leg. It is terrifically important to me that my heart is free from ill will and I try my hardest to find goodness in people. My glass is half full even on days when it's half empty. I sound like a goddamn Pollyanna, but I could give a shit. I keep my life simple and take it day by day, by putting one foot in front of the other and doing the next best indicated thing I seem to have an awesome time. So if you'd like to come along for the ride, saddle up! ..
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My Interests

I'm getting back into writing. Working on a couple stories, a play, and a novella that I plan on turning into a screenplay. I love playing with makeup and laughing. If you like John Waters, Kafka, Callas, and Fellini; we'll get along great.

I'd like to meet:

People who'd be interested in making the lowest budget action movie in history. I'm working on it right now. I've put out the word and anyone in the SF area is welcome to hit me up and we can talk. I have an amazing network of friends and just made a bunch more in LA this past weekend. But I am always open to more and more. I welcome everyone into my life. I enjoy people who can love but don't have to say it all the time. If you love life it shows in how you love others, keep that beat alive.

Music:

Bjork, Skinny Puppy, Einsturzende Neubauten, Nine Inch Nails, Lil Kim, and Zakk Wilke is pretty fucking hot.

Movies:

1.) Fellini Satyricon 2.) Purple Rain 3.) The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover 4.) Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! 5.) Eraserhead 6.) Swoon 7.) Poison 8.) Female Trouble 9.) Hardware 10.) Cremaster 3

Television:

The Muppet Show, The Totally Mental Adventures of Ed Grimley, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Dexter's Labratory, America's Funniest Animals

Books:

Crime and Punishment, The Metamorphosis, Running With Scissors, The Woman Warrior

Heroes:

My Dad and Prince. I can't forget about my girl Bjork - She rules.

My Blog

A DAY OF REST IN NEAR

So, I haven't had a day off in almost three months and I'm ready to sit on my ass for a bit. Ever since I got the job on The Discovery Channel I've been non stop. So after this weekend and the Trannys...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

just reeling in a dress

I was reading an old blog of mine the other day and it said that I wished I could quit Trader Joe's and just focus on creative work. Well, here's the deal. I did it. I do makeup for MAC and I make cos...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:46:00 PST

FRUITBOMB IS A FATTY

Okay, here's the deal. I've let myself go. I can't fit into my boy clothes anymore. My underwear feels like haines her way. I've already detoxed off of Peanut Butter Cups. Now I'm embarking upon a 12 ...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

I'm waking up

Okay, I woke up at 8:30. That beats the shit outta noon. I've been staying in bed all day lately. I am going to the gym. I have to do cardio today before work. I just thought it would be a good idea t...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Holy shit, I'm all over the Map

Thank God for my doctor. I was gonna have myself committed a few weeks ago. So he upped my meds. Thank You Jesus. So I'm gonna start learning costume design and such. Mandy and Brandon have gotten me ...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST

Prince is the Man

Here goes, I've got a few minutes to myself. So last Saturday I was invited to Prince's house for a private concert. It was completely amazing. Imagine Prince's house and now add smoke machines! If it...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:00:00 PST

I'm off to see Prince

Well Everyone,Thanks for checking out my first blog. I'm gonna make this short and sweet. I'm on my way to LA to attend a party at Prince's house Saturday night the 6th of May. I'm real excited and no...
Posted by FRUITBOMB on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:16:00 PST