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Lucifer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Lucifer. I am a fallen angel. Now I spend my days trying take you away from God. Always looking for some souls

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some nice people that i can screw up even more. Some flithy cum sorority cum dumpsters****gigles**** I always have a soft spot for them. I am looking for someone who will hold my head when I'm drunk and let me throw up all over them then they will sit there and rub it all over their bodies and sing RUBADUB DUB get into my tub whore. I love it when girls rub their crusty love holes against dry fire ant infested tree stumps then get bark stuck inside of themselves because lets face it there is millions of girls out there but you got a walking firestarter. AND OMG Brad Pitt, he's so naughty looking i would dress him up like a bunny and make him dance on broken glass till hes just a pile of crap then put lemon juice all over him and make 16 year olds eat him with Ranch dip. I also love Jews. Thank you for taking out Number 1, he was getting in the way for a while oh and sorry about the whole WW2 thing ... I got drunk and just got all angry and I didn't have anyones number so I couldn't just drunk dial and I didn't pay for cable that week so WHOOPS....my bad really here is some money tho don't bitch ***gold***bergs..... I like to make normal pets attack their owners for no reason...thats right little puppy wuppy dont look too nice with your kids eyes in his mouth do he....but pet him and command him on an effort look at it this way you can start all over again getting one. I like to park in handicaped spaces and steal their little helmets so they bash their brains in like they should...lets face it why protect someone who wants to die....? Population control and I love abortions thats why they tickle ... that feeling that you get it's not the baby dying its taking a dump inside u....k later peeps i gtg and like whoa and real people yea people who keep it real

My Blog

Hate everyone

I hate everyone so much it hurts me. people think I only hate so little but no. I am like a hateful hater of hate.
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jul 2004 16:46:00 GMT