Reviewers die first!!! |
I'm going ape-shit over here. I suppose 'bad reviews' are part of the business but I'm not exactly the turn the other cheek type...We'll start with this one, from 'Uncle Creepy'(sadly this is his real...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST |
You're a mean one..Mr. Foki... |
Hey My Little Human Snacks, A bunch of you have been asking what to get Foki for Christmas, or what to leave outside the door for your own recurring Alien Abductors when they visit your house this Ch...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST |
My Feature Film Debut! |
Hey y'all,On Tuesday, my feature film debut -- ALTERED shows up in your local video store.The story is loosely based on some old blogs about my mission on this planet. It tells the story of a poor, in...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST |
Good news/Bad News |
The Good News is my feature film debut is about to be released to the world on DVD. The Bad News is someone leaked a copy of the DVD to the Mothership(rhymes with Dreadator??) and the timetable for gl...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Karma's a bitch! |
Did you hear about this week's episode of 'Dateline's: To Catch a Predator'?Guess who got busted! Apparently, he'd been trolling MySpace and chatrooms as UglyMotherF@*!er69, asking young girls if they...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST |
The First 20 to be Exterminated |
Okay, so, in addition to being the up-and-coming blockbuster star known as the Foki...I got this day job. I'm a scout for the BIG INVASION and I'm suppose to be identifying potential threats to the in...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST |
New Headshots! |
Got some new headshots done this week, I was about to update the 'special skills' section of my actor's resume, so I thought I'd get some new pics too. Unfortunately some Mulder wannabe over at the FB...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST |
What's under the bag? |
So you've been asking -- "Who is Foki? Who is under the bag?"I can't answer that. Yet. But I can tell you who I'm not:I'm not David Blaine. I'm not Peter Parker or Donald Rumsfeld or Michael Richards ...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Sure he can cloak himself but can he tackle the Vagina Monologues? |
I know what you're thinking, I really do...afterall, I have telepathic powers on par with a Class 5 Glim.You're wondering why you've never heard of me, right? Genius like mine doesn't come around but ...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST |
What the frack is a Foki? |
Foki are sortof like teddy bears with teeth. Cuddly in a repitilian sort of way. We come from Tezlaum, a planet much like your earth which makes us well suited for combat duty here in your hood. Not t...
Posted by I AM FOKI on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST |
