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Katja

KatjaKaiser

About Me

College student majoring in neuroscience. Located in the NW. My other categories should give you an idea of who I am.Looking for an elite boyfriend in Washington, Oregon, or Norway who uses the phrase, "Death to false metal!" and wears spiked leather, corpsepaint, and kvlt band shirts and has long hair. Burning churches is a plus, but not a requirement. A working knowledge of kvlt black metal bands is a must! No posers into Darkthrone, Emperor, Immortal, and Mayhem; they are not kvlt enough! I can buy their shirts at Hot Topic and their DVD's at Suncoast and Fry's. Applicants must be proficient in grammar and spelling, but not show this on their album's title or lyrics. I'm also accepting applications from neurosurgeons. Inquire within.

I have Yahoo and MSN Messenger. Message me for my user names.

My Interests

Anything bizarre, black metal band, guitar, violin, oboe, grim vocals, operatic vocals, symphony, sleeping, reading, writing, playing on the computer and writing music.

I'd like to meet:

Nico Claux and Le'rue Delashay....Girls with Down syndrome, progeria, or cleft palates. Girls in wheelchairs with spina bifida or a large tumor or another human body growing out of their back. Anyone with hydrocephalus or microcephalus. Amputees and midgets welcome, too!

I would also like to meet fellow INTPs or any personality type compatible with INTP.

Music:

Paganini, Liszt, Marcello, Lutoslawski, Shostakovich, Handel, Mozart, Sarasate, Mussorgsky, Mahler, Bach, Vivaldi, Tartini, Rossini, Holst, Strauss, Saint-Saens, Berlioz, Weber, Bazzini, Ernst, Faure, Stravinsky, Wieniawski, Ravel, Massenet, Beethoven, Haydn, Brahms, Zelenka, Mendelssohn, Grieg, Verdi, Wagner, Sibelius, Dvorak, Tchaikovsky, Debussy, Vaughan Williams, Gluck, Pachelbel, Purcell, Quantz, Albinoni, Corelli, Schumann, Bizet, Chopin, Elgar, Schubert, Salieri, Satie, Ives, Sorabji, Cage, Bartok, Weill, Gounod, Orff, Prokofiev, Telemann, Ligeti, Rachmaninov. 20th century classical music, baroque period, and any contemporary classical music.

Movies:

Real death footage, bizarre porn, horror movies. For keywords: I Spit on Your Grave, Faces of Death, Traces of Death, Snuff, Gore, Splatter, Ogrish, Oldgrish, Rotten.com, Goregasm, Necrophilia, and Torture.

Television:

I don't watch TV that often except for A&E's forensic/true crime shows and Family Plots. I also like the Discovery and History channels.

Books:

I collect books on the occult and like light bedside reading; preferably of the true crime variety.

Heroes:

See "Music".

My Blog

The Swarm of Eternal Blackness Tour

On Wednesday, Nov. 24th, the Swarm of Eternal Blackness Tour (Kult ov Azazel, Teratism, Sumeria, and Scorched Earth) invaded Seattle. The show was at the Funhouse which is right next to the McDonald's...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lullacry/Nightwish Show

These past few months have been filled with prescriptions for antibiotics. I had a multitude of different infections and the latest ailment I've been treating is costochondritis. Hopefully I've gotten...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grumblings on Life

I can't live here any more. Each day breeds a new mental disorder to add to my ever growing collection. Why is it so hard to find a man in his early 30's that's just starting to become successful and ...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wonderful Past Few Days!

I'm just having the greatest last few days! Comcast is as fucked up as ever and MSN Messenger keeps giving me an error message that my password or sign in name is incorrect and I can't log on. I ca...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oregon Trip

As many of you already know, my Internet has been fucked up since Friday. I am having problems sending messages on MSN Messenger and just the Internet in general, so bear with me. It has been almos...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An Example of People in Seattle

I was unfortunate enough to get messages from this loser today. He is more of a midget than I am at 5'5". He must have thought he had a chance with a dwarf like me, but he was wrong. Sorry guy, I'm on...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MySpace Games - Beat My Scores!!!

It is 4am and I have nothing better to do than play MySpace games. I played the Battleship game and got to the second level and now the music is still playing. There, I turned it off. I played the Sno...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wasteoid Show

Just got back from the Wasteoid show. I got to the show a half an hour late, but luckily none of the bands had played. The first band was pretty crappy. They were called Doomsday 1999. I don't know ho...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read This Before Adding Me to Your Friends List

I hate women. I am a self-proclaimed gynophobe and if you bitches can't handle it, go take your Kotex attitude somewhere else. I am incompatible with women, but get me some beer and show me your tits ...
Posted by Katja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST