Truce declared in the Great War of Scottish Aggression |
Thank you all, we have prevailed in this the Great War of Scottish Aggression. Adriana has apologized for her callous words which so upset me. Apparently she was drunk off her ass when she sent the me...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST |
Adriana, the fucking Scottish cunt. |
For those of you wondering why Adriana is a fucking Scottish cunt who must be destroyed below is the original message she sent me completely unprovoked. Please send her much hate.
Dear Ar...
Posted by Ariel on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST |
Important announcement |
Shalom all,
As some of you know I've been on vacation in Palm Springs lately wait I mean in a "coma" here in Israel actually. Yup, just in a coma lately, feeling very comatose, and when ...
Posted by Ariel on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST |
The Final Solution to the Freeway Problem in Greater Los Angeles |
So everyone knows that the situation with the freeways here in Orange County (I winter in Brea) is unbearable, the same is true of the systems in LA and the Inland Empire with a few exceptions. This ...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Winding down now |
Oh Jesus Christ, fuck, uhh let me see, was I gonna talk about how much I hate Wayne again?... or that white duck I fucked in LA last week that kept quacking and rattling this nametag that said squish...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack |
Shalom all:I apologize for my long absence from myspace, Ive been quite busy lately Swiffering my folds and crevasses. They get so full of sand these days, ever since Arafat gave me oral herpes at th...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hate mail and Chirac |
Shalom all:
1) I am no longer PM of Israel, I fucking quit on the 17th, I quit! So stop sending me fucking hate mail, please direct the hate mail to Pelvis hes in charge now.
2) That tool Chi...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Lost Tefillin |
Shalom all:
I seem to have misplaced my G-d damned tefillin again, I loose them more often than the keys I need to launch nuclear volleys against little brown people armed with rocks. They have a ...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
High On PCP........ almost sodomized by The Grimace |
Shalom all
Jesus Christ, I am fucking high on PCP right now. Im sitting here in my office, I should be in bed but well Im high on PCP and am enjoying sitting here myspacing. I suppose I should ...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bush and Golden Grahams |
Shalom all
Its 5:30 AM here, Its necessary for me to rise at this hour as it takes me about 2 hours to eat my massive breakfast. Im having one of my favorite breakfasts this morning, an entire b...
Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
