Robot Talk For Human Beings |
There is something to say about us twenty-somethings being crazy, not knowing our assholes from our appetites. There is something to be said. I think it's exciting. Not knowing is exciting.My friends ...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:43:00 PST |
Let No Man Separate What We Create |
The only good advice I ever got from my father was this " keep your grass cut low and watch for snakes." He was talking about my friends. You are the company you keep. If you hang out with negat...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST |
His and Hers Matching Watches |
Those of you who have read my blogs over the years have probably notice I never talk about relationships. The reason for this is not simple, it's complicated. I have an emotional block. I feel love li...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:52:00 PST |
mission statement |
I want people to be robots. I want them to kill on command like in the army. As I write this, I snicker at the idea of people killing on command and feel sorry for those poor boys and girls in t...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST |
a start |
I never was very good at suicide, I had a go at it every now and then, but something always seemed to go wrong.
One night, I was in my bedroom with the lights out, high on Nyquil, watching news foot...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:18:00 PST |
Tender moments brought you by... |
The weirdest kid in my third grade class was this boy named Darren. Darren was weird because he smelled like pee. All the kids hated him, and when he walked into the cafiteria, everyone...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:24:00 PST |
Sell the Kids for Food |
The day after Easter, I got out of class and went over to my mother's house. She wasn't home, so I decided to raid the refrigerator. Keep in mind, it's the day after Easter, and althoug...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:20:00 PST |
I smell Republican. |
I smell Republican.
I saw Micheal Jordan and Charles Barkley on Oprah last night, and I have to say, Micheal Jordan is a dick head.
This is how the story goes:
One day, Charles Barkley and...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:02:00 PST |
domesticated pigeon |
Here's something to do- fall face foward on to the pavement of a sidewalk and remain still. Do not move. Listen to the bustling traffic, the boom of a GoodYear tire pound against the lid of a manhole....
Posted by Chemical Ali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
someone finish this |
Let me tell you about him- He wakes up on a queen size bed alone, lights a cigarette, ashes in a half empty bottle of Ice Mountain, Natural Spring Water, yawns, walks to the bathroom grabbing at his t...
Posted by Chemical Ali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
