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About Me

Home sweet Tenderloin Home... I AM A HEDONIST, I LIVE FOR PLEASURE LOVELIES, FOR PLEASURE! I talk too much and can't keep secrets very well, it is better that you keep it to yourself, and yet everyone always wants to tell me their deepest darkest naughtiest things. I've also been told that I am not very nice and am too bossy, and yet I never asked for their input on the subject. When I was little I liked to spank the neighbor kids, see I wasn't nice back then either. Apparently this is what I would look like as a South Park character, courtesy John

My Interests

Painting portraits from killer photos and taking killer photos. My awesome pug. I love the immensity of space.

I'd like to meet:

Fags, fag hags, old bags, drag queens, sex fiends, pork and beans, stupid twits, great big twats, euro trash, girls who clash, but most of all just make me laugh.

Music:

60's psychedelic, garage, lounge, bubblegum, girl groups, and surf, esp foreign. Indie rock, lo-fi, noise. 20's, 30's, and 40's jazz and blues. 70's punk. Sitar ragas. 50's and 60's monster music. 70's van rock... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Me and Z-Man! Radley Metzger is a vintage soft core genius! Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Welcome to the Dollhouse, House of Yes, Best in Show, Heathers, Hiroshima Mon Amour, 16 Candles,Woody Allen films,& almost any 60's french film ..

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" .. The Kids in the Hall, Sex in the City, The Daily Show, The Little Rascals, Strangers with Candy

Books:

I will read anything except westerns, military, or mystery novels. I am especially obsessed with reading packaged food ingredients and vintage porn magazines. Deena always recommends good shit to read.

Heroes:

Josephine Baker, Jack Kerouac, my sister Shanda, Barbarella, Chuck Close, Anais Nin, Mr Laughters my English teacher in highschool, Edward Albee, Killer Carol & Stormin' Norman

My Blog

more jewels from the TL

Last night as I was walking down Turk St towards Taylor on my way to Aunt Charlies, this dealer approaches me and he says, "What up dog, what you need?" I say, "Nothin." He says, "You know what I ne...
Posted by killerkelsey on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

Jewels from the Tenderloin

One evening as I was walking home through the TL there came upon me as usual some old black man, but this one had his drum sticks and he was drumming on everything, ticky tacky ticky tacky tack tack, ...
Posted by killerkelsey on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST