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About Me

I am Patsy Stone.I'm a Executive Fashion Director for a top magazine.I'm bloody good at it. Just one snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high that the whole world is your gynecologist.I live off a diet of champagne, cigarettes and a variety of banned substances. I haven't eaten since 1973. Or was it 1974?I'm also an insomniac and ex-model.I make it a point to never act my age.---I made a bet with the filthy little ditch rat that I can work a computer. So far it's working out quite nicely.I will fill the rest of this out later, after I have a drink.Right, cheers.
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My Interests

absolute vodka, absolutely fabulous, alcohol, armani, being thin, big hair, bolly, boys, britain, bubble, cartier, catriona, cavier, celebrities, chablis, champagne, chanel, chablis, charity, cigarettes, cigars, cocaine, coffee, collagen, credit cards, dancing, dawn french, diamonds, dior, drinking, drinks, eddy, edina monsoon, emporio, england, europe, fabulous things, fags, fashion, fendi, fleur, france, free champagne, gorgeous men, gorgeous things, gucci, harrods, harvey nichols, italians, ivana trump, jane horrocks, jennifer saunders, joanna lumley, joints, julia sawalha, june whitfield, lacroix, lagerfield, leather, liquid lunch, london, lou-lou, magda, mascara, men, milan, modeling, money, motorcycles, new york, oscar de la renta, paris, pats, patsy stone, pills, plastic surgery, prada, pucci, ruby wax, saffron, saffron monsoon, saffy, serge, sex, shopping, smoking, sniffing chemicals, st tropez, table tennis, tea, testosterone, tiffany, tits, traveling, vivienne westwood, vodka, vogue, whiskey, wine, yasmin le bon, Â£

I'd like to meet:

Gorgeous people, dahling. Anyone else can piss off!

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My Blog

My God Is Me

The computer got sick. Mrs. M spilled something in it. Eddy and I went on our usual holiday for Christmas, anything to get away from that bitch daughter of hers. We rang in the new year with champagne...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST

Hunting Adventure, Darling

I really can't be bothered to type about our holiday. However, I will say that it wasn't much fun. We went hunting in the wrong season. And we had a mishap with a bird who refused to d...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:46:00 PST

Halloween

I went as Marilyn Manson, Eddy was my groupie. This is all I can be bothered to post right now....
Posted by Patsy Stone on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 04:04:00 PST

Life's A Party, Sweetie

The past few days have been like that ^^ I have not written because I have not been happy. I want to go on another holiday. I NEED another holiday. Eddy has been caught up with work and has no time f...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:47:00 PST

Back From Holiday

I haven't updated because I went to Provence on holiday with Eddy. We stayed in a fantastic villa and bought a lot of really gorgeous things.... THEN Bettina phoned and we had to c...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:16:00 PST

France

I want to go to Provence. Everybody is going to Provence. I want to stroll into the local village and buy croissants, fresh ground coffee, and local vino, a light white wine. I want to crack open whol...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:09:00 PST

Stones

THE STONES, baby. LITTLE FEET, LITTLE FEET!!!!
Posted by Patsy Stone on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:25:00 PST

After Nine

It all worked out. I gave the little toad the old story about my mother being a tyrant, not being loved and nursing her through her old age. Blah, blah, blah. The old woman went as well. Right. I'm of...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:51:00 PST

Selfish Peasants

Bitches! They had no taste. We disagreed. The whole thing is off. The repellent mother and I came to blows over a geometric bob. I told her the only thing she'd look good in is a body bag. And the dau...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:31:00 PST

The Bitch Is Sleeping

I have been trying all day but Eddy refuses to wake up. Her brainless bimbo secretary has been phoning all morning. I had a meeting at the magazine... Magda has scheduled me to be on television ...
Posted by Patsy Stone on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:25:00 PST