Well darlings, here's the deal! I drink bourbon like water, smoke like a chimney, I rarely stop talking, and I detest being bored. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tallulah, darling
Birthday: 1-31-1902
Birthplace: Huntsville, Alabama
Current Location: the east side, upper, new york, naturally, at the Netherland. Would you care to join me for a drink? Have you got a cigarette?
Eye Color: GREEN
Hair Color: honey blonde...
Height: depends on how much bourbon darling...
Right Handed or Left Handed: does it matter? I use whatever is closest
Your Heritage: Southern Gentry
The Shoes You Wore Today: don't remember, I mostly use them to sip champagne
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: sleep, running out of bourbon
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I've had an affair with your husband. You'll be next.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DAHLING!
Thoughts First Waking Up: will you give me a light darling?
Your Best Physical Feature: , my hair, my voice, my eyes, you know, its ALL rather attractive
Your Bedtime: when the cocaine wears off
Your Most Missed Memory: darling, I try never to have memories
Pepsi or Coke: coke, always coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sardi's
Single or Group Dates: the more the merrier
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: whoever is biggest darling
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, black
Do you Smoke:
Do you Swear: Well, darling, just shut the fuck up and listen awhile, then tell me what you think!
Do you Sing: of course.
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Do you want to get Married: I was once, you know. It didn't take
Do you belive in yourself: tremendously
Do you get Motion Sickness: never. I am always in motion. i never get sick. except for that time i had gonnorhea. but in my biography, they wouldn't let me use that word.
Do you think you are Attractive: don't you?
Are you a Health Freak: I am a lesbian. What do you do?
Do you get along with your Parents: I simply WORSHIP my dearest Daddy
Do you like Thunderstorms: I AM one you know
Do you play an Instrument: I'll play whatever you want me to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only equal parts of scotch, vodka, brandy and gin
In the past month have you Smoked: everything
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know-I've been using it for years.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naturally, a woman should never go unescorted.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I detest the suburbs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ghastly
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I like my meat cooked to a frazzle
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was born on the stage darling. Since then, I have never left it.
In the past month have you been Dumped: what a vulgar question
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, in the lobby of the Plaza Hotel
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just another one of Dietrich's old lovers, and who can keep count?
Ever been Drunk: only last night. and this morning. and right now.
Ever been called a Tease: once, after I had accidentally put on some underwear
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: with applause darling
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ethel Barrymore
What country would you most like to Visit: somewhere without Bette Davis
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Number of things in my Past I Regret: absolutely nothing
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