Tina the fat lard - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I was the star of the hit film Napoleon Dynamite, where that nappy headed boy would feed me casserole. He thinks I am a fat lard. But hey there is not much more to do in Idaho other than spend my time standing around and looking beautiful.

Don't hate me because I like to eat ham.

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My Interests

Chewing on different types of meadows, standing around and looking beautiful, traveling the world. Check out my pictures.

I'd like to meet:

Summer Wheatley, g-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-owl!!!!!!

Check out my photos, they are from my world tour.

Music:

We're Going to be Friends, Forever Young, The Promise, The Rose, Time After Time, Canned Heat, Larger Than Life

Movies:

Uncle Rico's worst video ever made

Heroes:

Rex Kwan Do

My Blog

Lawyer pick-up lines

(Largely inspired by Bill Clinton, and occasionally updated) I rule you going home alone to be unconstitutional. You won't believe how long I can sustain a motion. May I show you my Learned Han...
Posted by Tina the fat lard on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST