Happy New Year - 2008 |
It's 2008, and you know what that means...seven years and counting till hoverboards, Mr. Fusion and Jaws 19!!!
... and don't forget to put some money on the Cubbies!
Posted by George McFly on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST |
George McFly pickup lines |
When I'm out cruisin' for tail, there are a few pickup lines that can't miss. Warning: these only work if you are, in fact, George McFly. So don't try and cock-block me. It won't work. 1) Last night,...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:30:00 PST |
Christmas Shopping |
Howdy, everyone. Haven't posted anything in a while because I've been on a whirlwind book-signing tour. You know how it is.
Anyway, Christmas is coming up, and I'm not sure what to get the Fam. Any...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Party at the McFly house, y'all. |
Party at my place Saturday night, everybody! My son will be out at the lake camping with the guys in his new truck, so we'll have the run of the place.
For those if you who don't remember, my house...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
George McFly Honored! |
Hello everyone. It is I, your favorite local author, George McFy. Just thought I'd pass along the news that I've been honored with an award for my writing. It'll probably make the front page of the Te...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My New Novel |
Hey guys. Just dropping a line to let you know that my new novel is out. It's an adaptaion of an old fifties comic book called, "Space Zombies from Pluto".
I know it's been a while since my last n...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Uncle Joey |
Don't even get me started on Uncle Joey. Every five years, Lorraine bakes a big cake with a picture of a bird flying out of a cage, and every five years my brother in law doesn't make parole. First of...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Whatver happened to Calvin Klein |
Okay, so the other day, I was thinking about this guy Calvin Klein. Not the fashion designer guy but rather this weenie little runt kid who followed me around for like a week when I was in eleventh gr...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Two coats of wax this time, not just one. |
Okay, so the other day I hired this guy Biff to do some detailing work on my Beamer, and he's supposed to do two coats of wax on the thing. Well, after a morning of tennis with the wife, I come home t...
Posted by George McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
