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Goldie Wilson

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About Me

My progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes.

My Interests

Educating my son (and my new grandson) in the art of motor vehicle maintenance and repair. Maybe someday they'll solve this city's traffic problems!

I'd like to meet:

Calvin Klein. I only met him once in passing, and it was his inspiring words that convinced me to become the first colored mayor of Hill Valley, California. So, you can sweep your own damn floor now, Mr. Curruthers.

Music:

Sousa marches played from slow-moving vans.

Movies:

"Orgy, American Style"

Television:

Man, I love that Honeymooners episode where Ralph dresses up as a man from space. That's a classic.

Heroes:

former Mayor Red Thomas, inventor of the progress platform.

My Blog

Goldie Wilson Presidential Endorsements

Greetings all. With primaries on the horizon, just wanted to let you all know who to vote for.This time around, Mayor Wilson is supporing Republican Candidate Ron Paul. If you don't know him, check hi...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST

...continued correspondence with Jack Bauer

I know you've had a really long day, Jack, but this Hill Valley situation is deeper than any of us could have imagined. I have reliable intelligence that an attempt will be made on my life in the next...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

Letter to Jack Bauer, con't...

It's worse than we thought, Jack. Much worse. Among the rubble of a destroyed photo-mat, we discovered what appeared to be a nuclear device, but was, in fact, a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

Letter to Jack Bauer...

Jack, I'm sorry to have to bring you into this, but there's no one else I can trust. Terrorists are in control of a nuclear device in the town of Hill Valley, California. This is strictly need to know...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:22:00 PST

My thoughts on the war in Iraq

As you know, Goldie Wilson is a local politician. But recent events in Iraq have compelled me to offer my own advice regarding the war overseas. So, if you're listening, Mr. President, I offer you my ...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Support Proposition 218

A word to the voters regarding proposition 218. There is a certain vocal minorty in this town who would like to see proposition 218 (which was written and introduced by your own beloved mayor, Gold...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

politics today

With all of this talk about Bush and Kerry, Bush and Kerry, I can't help but think about the sad state of politics today. I mean, with only those two clods to choose from, no wonder so few people vote...
Posted by Goldie Wilson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST