new album coming, label support would be rad. |
we’re sitting on a 29 song album and we really don’t want to do another fucking CD-R album. if anyone (label dudes/dudettes, we’re looking at you) wants to help us out in an effort t...
Posted by Sarlacc on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST |
Sarlacc vs. Sarlacc: The Complete Epic |
so here's an entertaining look at the entire chronicle of some lame ass group of child raping shitbags who think that we "truly, madly, deeply suck." they call themselves "Sarlacc." R2's gonna play ba...
Posted by Sarlacc on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST |
dungeons and sarlacc |
so. here's an entertaining little story. it's the same story about a dude and a dragon and a princess told by bands of different genres. a Sarlacc section was added by the dude who sent it to us. so t...
Posted by Sarlacc on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST |
Sith lyrics, dudes. |
I just want to let everyone know that we are a serious band. Deadly serious.2. Give Me My Hand BackThe Emperor's voiceFills the room as Vader knealsBefore his masterHand amputationsRun in this Jedi fa...
Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST |
THE SITH EP / MERCH |
DUDES... THE SITH EP IS COMPLETE. all the songs on our 'space player are all on the ep. and they're new, kinda. CHECK THAT FUCK OUT. sweet track listing... 1.Intro 2. Give Me My Hand Back 3. Entombmen...
Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST |
corporate sellouts |
so. here's a list of people/organizations that have helped us. and believe me, we're getting tons of money for plugging them here.Spider-Mole Studios (Set to Sound Records) - we recorded the Sith EP t...
Posted by Sarlacc on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST |
LYRICS. yes, Star Wars haikus. read em'. |
some of these songs aren't recorded yet. so. here's some shit for you all to look forward to.Indiana Jones and the Jedi Temple of DoomI'm the one who madeThe Kessle Rune in less thanTwelve fucking par...
Posted by Sarlacc on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST |
in need of a real label... |
yes. a record label. or cassette label. or any sort of distro. i know that going off our current recordings, that's kind of a lot to ask. but believe me, we're re-recording some current material as we...
Posted by Sarlacc on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST |
about the recordings.... |
yeah. they are poop. we were really not-sober. we do plan on going back and re-recording them when we can actually play music. so. we don't really suck. that much.plus the lyrics are all Star Wars hai...
Posted by Sarlacc on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST |
