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alex BREWtalityâ„¢ (NYDM-SUPPORTER)

if i can't fuck shit up, i don't want to live.

About Me



TO EACH HIS OWN. IF YOU ARE HIT IN THE PIT, GET OVER IT. DON'T START NO SHIT, THERE WON'T BE NO SHIT.

i love zombie and horror movies. the beach is awesome, especially at night. i like to draw and be creative. i'm going to skool, trying to find a new job, down to earth and interested in meeting new people. i'm into nasty, fast, brutal metal. i shred on my axe and coincidently, i like to say things from the eighties, like "i shred on my axe." i'd like to find / form another band, but i'm not going to lose focus or sleep over it at this point. i'd also like to find/meet a girl i could throw around in the mosh pit, but still needs me to hold her hand when it's raining. if you want to learn more, [AND YOU SHOULD!] e-mail me. or IM me at killzombiesdead

check my cousin's band:
check out the forefathers of GORE METAL:

My Interests

playing my guitar.
video games and animation.
brutal metal.
destruction and napalm.
jack daniels.
mary jane.

and ... THIS STUFF! BELOW!

I'd like to meet:

some mind challenging, different people. some nice girls. a special lady friend, maybe, idk... Kristin Holt, persay. or even Morgan Webb, and DEFINITELY Olivia Munn. G4's women are all gorgeous. and sooo sexy, cause of their gaming and interests. that's fuckin' rad. and these below listed celeb-u-gods. yes, i said that.

Robert DeNiro, Ray Liotta, Chaz Palmetarri (i didn't spell that right... sorry Chaz!). Kevin Pereira, Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb, OLIVIA MUNN, Morgan Webb, KRISTIN HOLT, most of G4, if not ALL... wait, i take that back... all of G4's hosts and hostesses and special interest piece doers like Blair Butler (Fresh Ink!). the cast of JACKASS. GWAR, Cannibal Corpse, lots of metal bands... party with all of 'em, too. any takers?

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Music:



i listen to only the most brutal, sickest, nastiest, chaotic mess you could find from the gutter. my cd book is a collection of gore-filled covers from GWAR, Cannibal Corpse, Exhumed, Carcass, Aborted, Dismember, Death and Pig Destroyer. along with 'em are violent or thought provoking or satanic or all of the above covers from Cryptopsy, Necrophagist, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Vehemence, The Locust, Slayer, Krisiun, Behemoth, DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY, and coincidently Destroyer, Destroyer. along with others. lots and lots of others, like FRANK ZAPPA.

Movies:



Which Anchorman Are You?


Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.You are Ron Burgundy. Witty and charming, everyone loves you.
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shaun of the dead; night, dawn, day, land of the dead. jay and silent bob, army of darkness, evil dead, sin city. will ferral (spelled it wrong, didn't i?) is riot starting hilarity.

Television:

cartoon stuff.

not cartoon stuff.

Books:

choosing death, the satanic bible, lords of chaos. haroun and the sea of stories. war books. picture books. (hellsing.) gore-filled violent war picture books. and some funny ones.

this is fucking hilarious!:

Heroes:



and if that ^ wasn't good enough, here's another song and another try:

oderus urungus, because he fucks your mom.
frank zappa, because he's a genius.
balsac, the jaws of death. need i say more?
bruce campbell, arnold schwarzenagger (did i spell that right?) and some little people.
Henry Rollins.

My Blog

my cards are folding faster than they’re growing.

Life.  What's there really left to do?  Nothing just flows anymore, there are obstacles for every bit of every part of every piece of every aspect of my life.  There's nothing that can ...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:09:00 PST

fuck you punx

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008.  I traveled to Hotlanta to see one of, if not THE greatest, hardcore band in existance.  Converge put on the nastiest set I've ever seen a band put on.  They ...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:17:00 PST

TOP FRIENDS.

I just realized that there was a glitch in the system.  MY system!  I'm afraid to change my password because I'm somewhat buzzed and the last time I changed my password to something it was a...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

Jane Doe.

I just picked up a copy of Jane Doe, finally.  Of course, it's amazing.  "Concubine," "Fault And Fracture," "The Broken Vow," "Bitter And Then Some," "Hell To Pay," come oooooonnnn.  Go...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:05:00 PST

tittyllating, masturbating, ovulating, scum.

i haven't posted a stoopid blogg-o in about .... a month?  two months?  i don't know, don't quote me.  i'm watching the colbert report and i feel somewhat alone.  it's not because...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

more stuff from the front.

What metal band are you?DeathYou are Death!  You are one of the key inventors of modern day death metal.  With every album you’ve always gotten better.  You’re well respecte...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:58:00 PST

things that used to go on the front.

i don’t fully agree with all of this.  but here it is:    The Everything Test    There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tes...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:37:00 PST

without actually seeing his ass, this is just radio.

a love so much refineddistance and lies, that’s what’s burning skies.  the clouds are blood red, while the townsfolk are dead.  there’s another sun, another setting.  ...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

i am ugly.

It's like there's something in the air lately that just doesn't want anything to survive.  Nothing seems to be worthwhile anymore, there's no reason to really pursue life's greatest offers. ...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

a dirty new start.

wonder ball.with wings wide open, falling from the sky.  she'll never be at peace within my arms. her fragile jaw so colorful in black and blue.  red is the outline, red is the letter. ...
Posted by alex BREWtality" (NYDM-SUPPORTER) on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST