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DONT FEAR THE BEARD

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About Me

Im the founder of D.H.S[ dirty hippies suck ]Also keep yo 1 eye out for PUNK AMERICA and HELLCORE [ ITS BETTER 2 REIGN IN HELL THEN 2 STAGNATE IN HEAVEN ]I love crackheads ,I dont smoke it but CRACKHEADS are some funny shit, HELP SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CRACKHEADS , kickem down a couple bones if you can,lets see skating ,surfing,hiking,biking,making friends,CAUSING CHAOS AND DISORDER , feasting from the PLATE OF EVIL and drinking from the CHALICE OF BLOOD!!and needlepoint****
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My Interests

JACK DANIELS,JIM BEAM,(And dont give me any of that waterd down shit you give the injuns),BROKEN BEER BOTTLES,BLOOD,SPIT and MOSHPITS,,BUILDING A FIGHTING FORCE OF EXTRA ORDINARY MAGNATUDE 2 ABOLISH ALL HIPPIES and EMO BANDS,UNDERMINING AUTHORITY ,music production,making sick t-shirts & stickers,eating SPAM,getting drunk,punk,hardcore and heavy metal.METAL UP YOUR ASS you sons of bitches!urban camping,6 STRINGS AND SIX SHOOTERS,MARSHALL STACKS,RAZOR SHARP OBJECTS,***PEACEFUL GATHERINGS IN THE WOODS PLAYING MY HIPPY HAND DRUM***DRINKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF SHWILL AND EATING B.B.QUED FLESH,TAKING PICTURES OF CRACKHEADS AND HOMEBUMS,MEXICO TRIPS its the land of the cheap,cheap booze,cheap food, and cheap places to crash plus the kids are stoked to get any kind of new music , they need our help ,please do not let their minds be sickend by this horrorifying plague that is rapidly destroying the youth of today.PLEASE HELP STOP EMO-MAI-LAITUS. please send all donations to HELP STOP EMO-MAI-LAITUS ( MESSAGE ME AND ILL SEND YOU THE ADDRESS)...for as little as 75cents a day or your bands promo cds stickers even something as simple as a short letter to let someone like young Hector know there are people that do care.Please wont you help save these innocent children from this devastating killer...... THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS THE DEVIL *D.H.S*

I'd like to meet:

H.R. and DR.KNOW,HANK3,LEMMY,the last members of the G.DEAD so i can LOCK them all in a small room and rock some SLAYER nonstop for a week straight with nothing 2 CRAM DOWN THEIR THROATS but e.z cheese,crackers and libbys prune juice,YEAAAH,the SUICIDE GIRLS,DIRTY PIRATE HOOKERS,crackheads,GG ALLIN, MIKE MUIR,KERRY KING,THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS or maybe thats just PRINCE,a zombie,all my fellow HIPPY BASHERS,GODZILLA cause that dude knows how to rage.BILL DANFORTH,NATAS,FRED SMITH,CHRISTAIN FLETCHER,the creator of SPAM thats some good eaten people,people that wanna get drunk with me and eat some SPAM, JOHN CLEESE,EDDIE from IRON MADIEN,CHARLES MANSON,JOEY SHITHEAD*2bcon*

Music:

the soundtracks of Footloose and Flash dance,AND OTHER CRAZY MUSICAL BATTERINGS THAT PEOPLE PUT OUT. (except emo and hippie music)

Movies:

OLDSCHOOL SHOOT EM UPS,,,MAD MAX,KUNG FU MOVIES,SPLATTER FLICKS,GODZILLA,GG ALLINS LIVE AND PISSED,

Television:

MEXICAN RESLIN

Books:

101 THINGS 2 SAY 2 A DIRTY HIPPY and crap I write. Heres a sample...****Dirty Hippy Island****Im gonna gather all the dirty hippies and put them on an island far far away,and maybe for a period of time none of their dirty hippie stench will drift my way.It doesnt matter how long it takes Ill search near and far.You can smell one miles away and identify them by the grateful dead stickers on their cars.Ill lure them in one by one with jam band music and drugs and snag a few with the words hey brother need a hug. Ill bag one,Ill bag two and you can join the fun and bag a few. Ill throw a big party and well all get drunk,B.B.Q some meat and listen to punk.Oh wont it be a glorious day when we send all the dirty hippies far away.Maybe Ill ask the president for a bomb and blow them all straight to hell.Wouldnt it be nice to live in a world without that dirty hippy smell...